I need to learn Portugese.
No no no!!! You can't drill for oil? What about the environment?
It spoken like Spanish, only with a Russian accent.
I learned 3 different "sotaques" (accents) by meeting Brasilian women. Met a Colombiana who blew them all away. I still speak fluent Portuguese to this day, though, but I don't practice it the way I used to. Not healthy for the marriage or my health, for that matter...