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The Goat That Could...and Did
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| Dec. 25, 2005
| "David"
Posted on 12/26/2005 11:08:25 PM PST by grey_whiskers
A billy goat did some rough, instant justice to the President when his motorcade stopped to refuel en-route to the eastern resorts of Nyanga.
The president, popularly known as Bob got out to stretch his legs, and speak to a couple locals. He was holding a bottle of water, when a Billy goat developed a profound interest and chose to pursue it. Whilst Bob swung the bottle at the goat, it quickly and sharply pierced Bob's scrotum, and large bowel.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: africa; emasculation; goat; mugabe; thathurts; vasectomy; workingdogs; zimbabwe
Poetic Justice, I say.
Comments?
To: grey_whiskers
This goat should be given US citizenship and a Bronze Star.
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posted on
12/26/2005 11:10:06 PM PST
by
Gordongekko909
(I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
To: grey_whiskers
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posted on
12/26/2005 11:10:44 PM PST
by
injin
To: grey_whiskers
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posted on
12/26/2005 11:14:44 PM PST
by
JennysCool
(Non-Y2K-Compliant)
To: JennysCool
Err, Breaking News? OK, your point is taken...
...didn't see it posted elsewhere on FR...
If not breaking, at least tearing.
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posted on
12/26/2005 11:16:04 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions <uimbare solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: injin
That goat must've been feeling horny.
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posted on
12/26/2005 11:16:27 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions <uimbare solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: grey_whiskers
"...popularly known as Bob..."
"Popularly"? Who likes this scabrous little tyrant, except other scabrous little tyrants?
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posted on
12/26/2005 11:17:44 PM PST
by
decal
(Mother Nature and Real Life are conservatives; the Progs have never figured this out.)
To: grey_whiskers
I posted it a few days ago, but I was even too late.
Just wish it were a rhino.
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posted on
12/26/2005 11:20:07 PM PST
by
Central Scrutiniser
(Won't you eat my sleazy pancakes, just for Saintly Alfonzo)
To: Central Scrutiniser
Just wish it were a rhino. RINO's don't have the balls to rip anyone a new one.
Full Disclosure:
I first saw this tonight on this site but the language was not suitable for FR.
Cheers!
...and Merry Christmas!
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posted on
12/26/2005 11:21:52 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: JennysCool; Admin Moderator
Is there a way you can move this thread to another location, say General / Chat?
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posted on
12/26/2005 11:22:36 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: grey_whiskers
It was on Fark a few days ago. I want to see if its legit and picked up by the big media.
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posted on
12/26/2005 11:23:05 PM PST
by
Central Scrutiniser
(Won't you eat my sleazy pancakes, just for Saintly Alfonzo)
To: grey_whiskers
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posted on
12/27/2005 3:34:21 AM PST
by
NapkinUser
("Our troops have become the enemy." -Representative John P. Murtha, modern day Benedict Arnold.)
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