Posted on 12/20/2005 5:24:02 PM PST by Aarchaeus
ANOTHER GRINCH
Now Grinches hate Christmas, it’s always been plain,
And this year a Grinch showed up again!
To steal Christmas this time, he tried another way---
To steal all the presents---AND Santa’s sleigh!
He climbed on a roof, behind a chimney hunkered down,
Ready to get on the sleigh with one bound.
Then late in the night he heard the sound
From way up in the sky it was coming down.
Sleigh-bells tinkling and a reindeer snort
Gave notice that the time was growing short!
The sleigh came down and landed so close
That a reindeer gagged (Grinches really smell gross).
The Grinch held a big club to whop Santa with,
To knock the old guy off, and take the sleigh and the gifts!
He leaped into the air, on the sleigh to land—
And Santa turned around, raising his hand.
Blued steel gleamed in the dim starlight,
And three muzzle flashes lit up the night.
Two shots to the chest and one to the head,
And that darned ol’ Grinch was lying there dead!
His plan to steal Christmas had gone down in defeat,
‘Cause this year Santa was packing heat!
BOOM!
Merry Christmas!
Ho Ho HO back to you. That was funny. Thanks.
Love it...thank you for sharing that!
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