[Prime Choice]

I learned that wanting what you get is better than getting what you want.

I learned that, no matter how good-looking a woman is, somewhere, somehow, someone is tired of putting up with her crap.

I learned that, by the time a man realizes his father was right, he usually has a child who thinks he's wrong.

And finally, I learned that -- between Democrats and my furbabies -- the Democrats are the dumb animals.

[bannie]

Further, no matter how good looking a woman is, she's going to get old.

[Old Professer]

"I learned that, by the time a man realizes his father was right, he usually has a child who thinks he's wrong."

Yep.

[elbucko]

... somehow, someone is tired of putting up with her crap.

Oh man! I really learned that one.