You're serious. Well, there is a lot of uncrunched data. They need some kind of thesis, though, or they'll just end up with more data.
The thesis is that it is all Bush's fault, and after he is gone it will become the next highest ranking conservatives fault, go to beginning, repeat.
5 President=BUSH
10 Print "Global Warming is Real"
15 If Year >=2009 OR Bush=Impeached GOTO 40
20 PRINT "It is President's Fault. Impeach Him Now!"
25 GOTO 10
40 FindNew(President)
45 FindParty(President)
50 If Party=Republican GOTO 10
60 If Party=Democrat Print "Life is Good."
70 GOTO 60