Don't boot her out. Put her in jail for a few years.
The official response should be:
"You don't want to fight? Fine. But you're going to put your time in. If you won't serve military time, you will serve jail time. And, by the way, return every last dime of money you took from the American taxpayers."
Does that mean that she gets to write childrens books and get out sooner? /sarc