"Ay! Get back in the kitchen and make me some pot pie!" 
Posted on 12/06/2005 8:21:21 AM PST by billorites
The debate over climate change evolved into a battle of the sexes Monday at the 11th annual United Nations Climate Change Conference in Montreal. The spokesman for a feminist-based environmental group accused men of being the biggest contributors to human-caused "global warming" and lamented that women are bearing the brunt of the negative climate consequences created by men.
"Women and men are differently affected by climate change and they contribute differently to climate change," said Ulrike Rohr, director of the German-based group called "Genanet-Focal point gender, Environment, Sustainability."
Rohr, who is demanding "climate gender justice," left no doubt as to which gender she believes was the chief culprit in emitting greenhouse gasses.
"To give you an example from Germany, it is mostly men who are going by car. Women are going by public transport mostly," Rohr told Cybercast News Service. Rohr was standing in front of her booth, which featured a banner calling for "creative gender strategies" from "rural households to global scientific bodies."
"In most parts of the world, women are contributing less [to greenhouse gasses]," Rohr continued. But it is the women of the world who will feel the most heat from catastrophic global warming, she said.
"At least in the developing countries, it is women who are more affected because they are more vulnerable, so they don't have access to money to go outside the country or go somewhere else to earn money and they have to care for their families," she said.
"What we are calling for is to take into account more of the social aspects of climate change," Rohr added.
When Cybercast News Service asked Rohr if men should feel guilty for allegedly producing negative climate consequences for women, she responded, "No, they should change. I think [men do not] have to feel guilty, but it might help to take these [gender] issues a little bit more into account."
A spokesman for a conservative group attending the conference mocked the linking of gender to any potential climate change.
"Nature does not discriminate between the sexes. The issue is absurd on its face," Peyton Knight, the director of environmental and regulatory affairs at the Washington D.C., based conservative group, National Center for Public Policy Research, told Cybercast News Service . The National Center takes a skeptical view regarding the scientific basis behind the theory of catastrophic human caused climate change.
"It's hardly surprising that in the same year liberals tried to inject race into natural disasters and hurricane issues that they are now trying to inject gender into global warming issues," Knight said, referring to the politically charged racial fallout surrounding the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans.
"Feminists must be running out of arenas in which to stage their issues," he added.
But the United Nations has already begun to take the issue of "global warming" -- and the roles men and women play in it -- seriously, according to the "Gender and Climate Change" website.
It is important for the U.N. "to integrate gender sensitivity into all mechanisms, policies and measures, and tools and guidelines within the climate debate," according to the website.
"In general, the Climate Change policy process tends to be driven by a masculine view of the problem and its solutions," the website explained.
The website calls for "a gender-sensitive criteria" for the Kyoto Protocol and for "global and national studies on the gender-differentiated impacts of global climate change, including a focus on gender differences in capabilities to cope with climate change adaptation, and mitigation are urgently required."
But the U.N.'s attempts to address gender and climate change have failed to impress Rohr. She accused the U.N. meeting in Montreal of being male-dominated.
"As I am looking around the negotiations, it is really a male discussion going around, [discussing] climate change with a closed view to the people (women) that are being affected," she explained.
"It's not [a meeting] that will really help to mitigate climate change," she said.
Rohr's exhibition booth set up at the U.N. conference featured signs questioning, "How to overcome the nearly uniform domination of men in leadership structures?"
"Women are frequently marginalized in a variety of ways ... Initiatives addressing adaptation to climate change require consideration of local customs while ensuring that all concerns and perspectives are voiced and valued," read signs at Rohr's booth.
More than 8,000 government leaders, environmentalists and scientists are attending the U.N. Climate Change Conference. Organizers are calling the conference, which runs until Dec. 9, the largest meeting since the Kyoto Climate Conference in 1997.
Considering that I'm always turning the thermostat down and my wife is turning it up, methinks women of the world would welcome this...
These women felt it necessary to actually have a conference over the common source of flatulence?
LOL!! I'll bet they're just seething over this report!!
"...The spokesman for a feminist-based environmental group accused men of being the biggest contributors to human-caused "global warming" and lamented that women are bearing the brunt of the negative climate consequences created by men..."
So true. We emit methane gases (at a much higher, more volatile and noxious rate) and they must sit in the same room with us chavuinist pigs.
I feel sufficiently chastened.
"Ay! Get back in the kitchen and make me some pot pie!"
Anyone reckon that some women will be really torqued in spite of the fact that these "feminists" wish to be equal to, or greater than, men except for the bad stuff?
"Aliens Cause Global Warming"
A lecture by Michael Crichton
California Institute of Technology
Pasadena, CA
January 17, 2003
My topic today sounds humorous but unfortunately I am serious. I am going to argue that extraterrestrials lie behind global warming. Or to speak more precisely, I will argue that a belief in extraterrestrials has paved the way, in a progression of steps, to a belief in global warming. Charting this progression of belief will be my task today.
Let me say at once that I have no desire to discourage anyone from believing in either extraterrestrials or global warming. That would be quite impossible to do. Rather, I want to discuss the history of several widely-publicized beliefs and to point to what I consider an emerging crisis in the whole enterprise of science-namely the increasingly uneasy relationship between hard science and public policy.
http://www.crichton-official.com/speeches/speeches_quote04.html
I thought it had been determined that George Bush was solely responsible for global warming..... Now this!
Enviro-commies adopting the divide and conquer strategy.
A recent article I read claimed that women, on average, pass gas three times more often than men.
No data on audibility, volume or relative odor level was available.
It's just us men solving the age-old problem of a woman's icy cold hands and feet.
I guess the proverbial "Women and children hit hardest" now applies to global warming too.
God appears to a NY Times reporter,and tells him that the world will end the next day."Can I have an exclusive on this story,O Lord?" asks the reporter.
"No",God replies,"I'm giving it to you,the Wall Street Journal,USA Today and the Boston Globe" Next day,the headlines read:
NY Times........."World To End Today,Story On Page A-19"
WSJ................."World To End Today,Markets To Close Early"
USA Today......"We're History"
Boston Globe..."World To End Today,Women And Minorities Hit Hardest"
So, women and children most adversely affected...again.
How nice to know the UN is working on such vital questions: Men make the world hot and that bothers women.
What gets studied next, the speed of check-out cashiers at Safeway?
LOL...here I am, making claims without any data to back it up. I guess we are just prouder of our production levels...and advertise it more...:)
Rohr, who is demanding "climate gender justice," left no doubt as to which gender she believes was the chief culprit in emitting greenhouse gasses.
Darn it,you beat me to it! ;-)
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