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To: texianyankee

Heard nothing. Bottle rocket at 6,000 feet? I'm buying my fireworks at the wrong place each 4th of July.


2 posted on 11/28/2005 4:51:15 AM PST by peyton randolph (Warning! It is illegal to fatwah a camel in all 50 states)
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To: peyton randolph

" Bottle rocket at 6,000 feet? I'm buying my fireworks at the wrong place each 4th of July."

That must be what they sell out of the back storeroom.


17 posted on 11/28/2005 5:02:31 AM PST by Rebelbase (Food stamps, section-8, State paid Child support, etc. pay more than the min. wage.)
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To: peyton randolph
I'm buying my fireworks at the wrong place

Yet another casualty of the WOT - it has become impossible to buy M-80's in recent years around here. No more fun gratuitous explosions.

24 posted on 11/28/2005 5:09:20 AM PST by somemoreequalthanothers (All for the betterment of "the state", comrade)
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To: peyton randolph
Heard nothing. Bottle rocket at 6,000 feet? I'm buying my fireworks at the wrong place each 4th of July.

Haven't you ever seen three stage bottle rockets?
28 posted on 11/28/2005 5:16:21 AM PST by smug (Tanstaafl)
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To: peyton randolph
Bottle rocket at 6,000 feet?

Most bottle rockets are made in China. After Clinton gave China all our best technology in exchange for campaign dollars, the Chinese developed a three stage bottle rocket that does indeed reach altitudes between 5000 and 6000 feet. The are armed with a single cherry bomb but later models have been introduced with MIRVs that carry three Roman candles. Don't blame Bush, blame Clinton.

58 posted on 11/28/2005 5:44:31 AM PST by Dont_Tread_On_Me_888 (Bush's #1 priority Africa. #2 priority appease Fox and Mexico . . . USA priority #64.)
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To: peyton randolph
I'm buying my fireworks at the wrong place each 4th of July.

You sure are. They come in packs of four.


59 posted on 11/28/2005 5:48:10 AM PST by 1rudeboy
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To: peyton randolph

Ping


199 posted on 11/28/2005 10:25:56 AM PST by countrydummy
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To: peyton randolph

Get them in tiajunna


221 posted on 11/28/2005 2:36:46 PM PST by al baby (Father of the beeber)
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To: peyton randolph

Maybe those Mexican “bottle rockets” are a bit larger than we’re used to.


857 posted on 01/31/2006 2:22:42 PM PST by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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