Sure you ain't referring to mouuse? I'm not real sure what that is or how to spell it right, but I suspect it is either a drink of some sort or something women put in their hair to make it manageable :)
Then again, some folks on FR often concur about Moose and cheese. I ain't never figured that one out either.
Check this link out. It is Allison Moorer's "Looking for a soft place to fall", one of my all time favorite Country songs. http://www.lndigo.net/music/softplacetofall.htm
Seems to me there was a spate of moose bites here a year or two ago, although it never happened to me. Yet.