Posted on 11/21/2005 10:50:20 PM PST by doug from upland
MIDI - WINNIE THE POOH - 1st version
The Oprah's accepting her award...and soon she's joined by the Queen
Many have been caught unprepared...they'll see something that makes them scream...really scream
Like bad news you do not want to know...some things you don't want to see
When we are talking cleavage, friends...you don't want to see Hillary
Ha ha ha...Hillary's *****, Hillary's *****
Some things must be covered with cloth completely
Hillary's *****, Hillary's *****
I would rather poke out my eyes
Ha ha ha...Hillary's *****, Hillary's *****
Goodness, she tries showing off indiscreetly
Hillary's *****, Hillary's *****
I would rather poke out my eyes
The reason is obvious to all...why Bill went for other charms
You'd be the butt of many jokes if you're caught in Hillary's arms
Ha ha ha...Hillary's *****, Hillary's *****
Some things must be covered with cloth completely
Hillary's *****, Hillary's *****
I would rather poke out my eyes
Ha ha ha...Hillary's *****, Hillary's *****
Goodness, she tries showing off indiscreetly
Hillary's *****, Hillary's *****
I would rather poke out my eyes
How much was she drinking on that day...when she showed up in that dress
Kennedy quanities of booze could make her think we'd be impressed
Ha ha ha...Hillary's *****, Hillary's *****
Some things must be covered with cloth completely
Hillary's *****, Hillary's *****
I would rather poke out my eyes
PING
Even Oprah looks like she's holding back the vomit!
Two lesbos posing together...and don't get me started on the 'toy' that Oprah's holding. No wonder Hillary is grinning. /shudder
Late bullitin: They were busted, had 75 lbs. of crack between them, altogether.
Thank you.
ok...not getting the rhyme without the ****? LOL..I thought we were going to do a narcissitic 'village people' spin on this song? (wink)
What was she thinking wearing that monstrosity? We need a comment from Mr. Blackwell.
b**bs
This is easy, they are rented
Come on, Oprah is not a lesbian. I don't watch her show but I haven't read about her making outrageous hate Bush statements. When he was on her show in 2000, she was actually pretty nice to him.
OH..I see..B**bs rhymes with 'eyes'....lol
Don't mind me..just bustin your chops for no reason at all. Let's go back to bustin liberals...lol
I love your parody songs..keep up the great work. I still think you should work in the rhyme:
'Ebony and Ivory
work together in perfect harmony
just as long as the
village
belongs.....
to Hillary'
lol
No rhyming pattern necessary for b**bs and eyes ---
Winnie The Pooh
Deep in the Hundred-Acre Wood
Where Christopher Robin plays
You'll find the enchanted neighborhood
Of Christopher's childhood days
A donkey named Eeyore is his friend
And Kanga and little Roo
There's Rabbit and Piglet and there's Owl
But most of all Winnie the Pooh
Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh
Tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff
He's Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh
Willy nilly silly ole bear
Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh
Tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff
He's Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh
Willy nilly silly ole bear
 THE MONEY! |
Good point...lol
That doesn't qualify as cleavage in my book.
Perhaps not.
Of course, dating Roger Ebert could have turned her off men permanently.
After the marriage of Liza Minelli and David Guest, anything is possible.
I haven't read about her making outrageous hate Bush statements.
Agreed. However...
She did an anti-Iraq War show.
She likes to donate cash to the Dimwit Party. On more than one occasion.
That includes con artist Carol Moseley Braun.
Are you saying anti-war statements equal lesbianism? Come on, guys and gals; we're a bit more intelligent than that.
Um? Doug said nothing of the sort. Pay attention to whom you're addressing, please.
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