I actually do intend to write my first novel. It will be in the Steven King-esque mode. Want me to do it?
I would buy it. Definitely!
Will it be like 'Misery' or 'The Body' ('Stand by Me')? If it will be like 'Graveyard Shift,' with all those killer rats, I don't know if I can take it. ;)
One of my favorites: 'The Dead Zone,' which is being played out right here, right now.
We FReepers are the prescient Christopher Walken character. The dangerous, self-serving, power-hungry scum of a Senator/Presidential Candidate, Greg Stillson, played by Martin Sheen, is, of course, missus clinton.
We will expose the despicable clinton as she, just like Sheen, shields her decaying and worthless low-center-of-gravity corpus with the clintons' favorite prop: 'the children.'
I double-dog dare you. Just write a couple hours every day and get a first draft down, don't worry about it being the Great American Novel to start. And if you haven't already read King's "on Writing" it is fairly interesting.
I have the outline of a novel in my head and it is still trying to get out, but it isn't quite ready to come out yet.