You may be a Liberal If.....

[april15Bendovr]

You might be a liberal if you call these guys freedom fighters.

[april15Bendovr]

You might be a liberal if you think the freedom you have fell out of a tree.

[southland]

ping

[WestVirginiaRebel]

You may be a Liberal if...

You decry racism, yet you have no black neighbors, and think that Clarence Thomas is an Uncle Tom because he doesn't think the way you want him to.

You were for America beating the Nazis, but not for dropping the atomic bomb on Japan and think that the Cold War was a result of American imperialism.

You think actors who speak out against America overseas but who won't do so here really are afraid of being censored, not of losing money.

You think that Hillary Clinton is a conservative.

You are against killing animals for research but will set them free to be killed in the wild.

You think tobacco is evil but have no problem smoking joints all day long.

You are for high taxes for the rich even though you yourself live in an upscale suburb where the homes cost $2-3 million on average.

You say you're agnostic or an atheist but have no problem with your kids joining whacky cults because they have the right to "Find themselves."

You think Michael Moore is the greatest American thinker since Thomas Paine.

You think illegal immigrants should be here because "It was their land that we stole during the Mexican-American war."

You think Canada is a country we should emulate.

You think the United Nations is a world government and that we are international pariahs because we don't follow their rules.

You think the Iranians have a right to their nuclear program to protect themselves from Israeli agression, and that fifteen million Jews are opressing more than a billion Muslims.

You talk about global warming and drive an SUV.

You think Jimmy Carter was one of America's greatest Presidents.

[april15Bendovr]

You know your a liberal when you feel the 10 Commandments should be removed from Government property.

But yet somehow you feel it should be OK to place art work that has dung thrown at the Virgin Mary?

[Tenniel]

Heck, April -- I'm a *conservative* and I believe the little r/e/d/ yellow schoolbus is a socialist indoctrination wagon.

[april15Bendovr]

That one is for us to recognize as a reality but for the liberals try and keep as a reality.

[N. Theknow]

You might be a liberal if you think an Iraeli bulldozer operator will stop for you.

[april15Bendovr]

You know if your a lib if you criticize pre war intelligence but have never once looked at info on

Salman Pak

Operation Able Danger

Along with U.N. resolution 1441 and the Oil For Food Scandal

[ssaftler]

bttt for later

[Trance750]

You may be a Liberal if you think compromising with terrorists will guarentee peace

[april15Bendovr]

You know your a liberal when thinking all men should never be trusted because the feminists said so but yet you also think it is politically correct to place a baby changing station right in front of the urinals at public restrooms