"Double Secret Probation" promised by French Government (vanity/humor)

Me | 11/07/05 | GeorgiaDawg32

[GeorgiaDawg32]

In a stunning turn of events, the French Government today promised to put all the rioters on Double Secret Probation if they don't cease and desist their actions immediately. Jacque Chirac, contacted at his underground bunker somewhere on the outskirts of Paris said he's taking this drastic action because of the refusal of the rioters to stop burning stuff even though the government has told them they'll jump up and down and hold their breath if they don't.

This reporter (ahem) contacted members of Delta House regarding this escalation of threats by the French and responded that this is no time to mess around. Once the French start to threaten it will get worse and worse. Dean Ferber...err...President Chirac is fully capable of threats that far exceed the threat threshold (say that 3 times fast). Chirac further went on to state that effective immediately, a curfew is in effect meaning the police and all law enforcement will be off the streets by 10 p.m.

In a related note, members of Monty Python have indicated they're going on a reunion tour because they just can't pass this opportunity up.

[Personal Responsibility]

HAHAHAH! Hysterical !

[Cicero]

What's the French for "double secret probation"?

[GeorgiaDawg32]

I don't have any idea..I got 4 D's in French in high school because the teacher LIKED me..:)

[Cyclopean Squid]

Chiraco Chiractarski's marks for his performance in quelling the riots: 0.00

[evets]

The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.

[JewishRighter]

No, No, No, No. The Dean of France U. would never take such drastic, hardball actions. He would surrender his office to Delta and offer to entertain at their next party, including the Deans wife. You take it from there. Vichy University??

[Cicero]

Babelfish says "double épreuve secrète." I don't know if the Academie Francaise would give that its seal of approval. But Chirac might find it useful.

[GeorgiaDawg32]

hehehe...

[Wiseghy]

"STOP! or I will say Stop again!"

[frankenMonkey]

seven years of college down the drain...

[phugg]

Fat, muslim, and stupid is no way to go through life.

[Plutarch]

GREG: What do you intend to do, sir? Delta's already on probation.

WORMER: They are?

GREG: Yes, sir.

WORMER:Oh…Then as of now, they're on double secret probation!

GREG: Double secret probation, sir?

WORMER:There is a little-known codicil in the Faber College constitution which gives the Dean unlimited power to preserve order in time of campus emergency.

It appears that Dean Wormer had more power to preserve order than does President Chirac.

[PalestrinaGal0317]

Animal House ping

[Yaelle]

Chirac further went on to state that effective immediately, a curfew is in effect meaning the police and all law enforcement will be off the streets by 10 p.m.

This is hysterical. A FReeper said this on one of the threads this morning and cracked me right up.

[Iguana]

No more fun of any kind!

[oh8eleven]

Double épreuve secrète.

[RichInOC]

Chirac: Nicolas, what is the worst demographic group in this country?
Sarkozy: Well, that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way...
Chirac: Cut the horses**t, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of grenades into the swim meet? Who set the medical school cadavers on fire? Every haj season the trees are filled with underwear. Every Ramadan the car parks explode...
Sarkozy: You're talking about the Muslims, sir.
Chirac: Of course I'm talking about the Muslims, you TWERP!

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

What's the French for "double secret probation"?

la probation secrète double

(Adjectives typically come after nouns in the French language, except for the times they don't ;-).)

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

In the latest news from France, President Jacques Chirac exhorts the head of the Paris police to do something about this "dangerous situation".