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To: West Coast Conservative

A note to my American friends...

You may be under the impression that just because Charles is Her Majesty's son, that he may be a person of some importance in the United Kingdom. Please let me disabuse you of that notion. Anyone who would state that they would enjoy going through life being Camilla Parker Bowles' tampon is not worthy of serious consideration. As such, we don't take him seriously and nor should you. Rather, please regard him as you would an eccentric relative who has a plan to build a perpetual motion machine or believes the CIA is using microwaves to read his mind.

Thank you for your kind attention.

Yours sincerely, Ivan


8 posted on 10/29/2005 3:36:05 PM PDT by MadIvan (You underestimate the power of the Dark Side - http://www.sithorder.com/)
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To: MadIvan

Thank God you do have a Prime Minister who sees things for the way they are.


11 posted on 10/29/2005 3:37:23 PM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel (The Democratic Party-Jackass symbol, jackass leaders, jackass supporters.)
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To: MadIvan

LOL Thank you Mad Ivan for your words of reassurance.
Now if you could just do something to keep him in England where he belongs? LOL


16 posted on 10/29/2005 3:39:30 PM PDT by kalee
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To: MadIvan

Bwhahahahaha!That is funny Ivan. I like the way you think


17 posted on 10/29/2005 3:40:03 PM PDT by lexington minuteman 1775
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To: MadIvan
You may be under the impression that just because Charles is Her Majesty's son, that he may be a person of some importance in the United Kingdom...please regard him as you would an eccentric relative who has a plan to build a perpetual motion machine or believes the CIA is using microwaves to read his mind.

Thanks Ivan. As always, your remarks define the UK perspective for me.

20 posted on 10/29/2005 3:41:40 PM PDT by DakotaGator
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To: MadIvan

Revenge for Mrs. Wallas Simpson, perhaps?


23 posted on 10/29/2005 3:42:23 PM PDT by You Dirty Rats
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Anyone who would state that they would enjoy going through life being Camilla Parker Bowles' tampon is not worthy of serious consideration

PHHTTT!! Dude, you owe me a keyboard!

28 posted on 10/29/2005 3:47:30 PM PDT by TADSLOS (Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
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Ivan,
Chuck wore out his welcome with such foolish talk. His visit is not going to build any goodwill. Hopefully he and his harlot will decide that the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia is much more to his liking. For the life of me I can not figure out why Chuckie would open his mouth and remove all doubt regarding his short sighted contempt for our great United States of America.


30 posted on 10/29/2005 3:49:58 PM PDT by ARealMothersSonForever (Proud to be named as a member of the Radical Right Wing. Vast Right Wing got old.)
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To: MadIvan

LOL to your post #8.


38 posted on 10/29/2005 3:56:55 PM PDT by The Ghost of FReepers Past (Righteousness exalts a nation, but sin is a disgrace to any people. Ps. 14:34)
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And if you could also keep Paul McCartney from issuing his mediocre musical efforts and touring over here (ducks!) we'd all be eternally grateful.
41 posted on 10/29/2005 4:01:13 PM PDT by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything.")
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Ivan, this eccentric relative may wind up as King of England one day. Does this not worry you? When I was in my early twenties I visited England and I loved it! But in those days it was what I call "Agatha Christie's" England. A few years ago my husband's daughter visited England also expecting an "Agatha Christie's" England and she told me "I thought the plane flew into the wrong country". What is going on in England?


47 posted on 10/29/2005 4:11:55 PM PDT by maxwellp
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To: MadIvan

Have I ever told you that I am SO glad you stuck around here, Ivan? : )

I enjoy your posts.


54 posted on 10/29/2005 4:16:08 PM PDT by Politicalmom (Must I use a sarcasm tag?)
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To: MadIvan
Anyone who would state that they would enjoy going through life being Camilla Parker Bowles' tampon is not worthy of serious consideration.

WHAT!!!? LOL. That's a joke right?

If that is true...I truly sorry for the British.

57 posted on 10/29/2005 4:17:39 PM PDT by I got the rope
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lmbo! Thanks for the status clarification.


66 posted on 10/29/2005 4:21:21 PM PDT by FreedomPoster (Guns themselves are fairly robust; their chief enemies are rust and politicians) (NRA)
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To: MadIvan

Ivan, I certainly like your way with words. I always enjoy reading your posts!!!

P.S. They are usually "spot on", too.


77 posted on 10/29/2005 4:26:56 PM PDT by cajun-jack
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To: MadIvan

Are not royals not supposed to yip about political issues?


94 posted on 10/29/2005 4:33:46 PM PDT by Torie
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To: MadIvan
So, he's kind of like that crazy uncle we all have.

Thanks for clearing that up Ivan.

Cheers.

L

98 posted on 10/29/2005 4:36:02 PM PDT by Lurker (If you don't want an Originalist nominated to the SCOTUS, I don't give a damn what you think.)
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To: MadIvan

Thanks for the heads-up! I'd like to think of him as the UK's "crazy aunt in the attic" but apparently he's headed to our shores.... why do you have to let him out of the attic?? :^)

It's OK, we'll just send him on a spiritual retreat with some of our own favorites here like Bill Clinton, Algore, Hillary, et al and they can all prattle on to each other about the "religion of peace" having nothing to do with mass murder in NYC, Bali, London, Madrid, etc.


103 posted on 10/29/2005 4:40:14 PM PDT by Enchante (Joe Wilson: "Don't indict me, I'm just the depraved liar that started this thing.....")
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To: MadIvan

Here Here, well said ole boy. Most of us Yanks know the crown doesnt speak for the Kingdom. Your kinship and friendship are greatly valued by the US.


108 posted on 10/29/2005 4:43:28 PM PDT by DogBarkTree
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If so, I hope he doesn't become king. I could tolerate his sermons on architecture, painting, and natural gardening. This defense of Islam is intolerable. Please keep him home next time. Send him a box of tampons and tell him to go out and play.


126 posted on 10/29/2005 4:50:55 PM PDT by The Westerner
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Thank you Ivan. I cannot tell you how glad I am to hear that. Prince Charles lost it with me when he took up with Camilla again, and I have no respect for him.


139 posted on 10/29/2005 4:57:36 PM PDT by ladyinred (It is all my fault okay?)
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