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SUSBloodLabs Terror Prevention Technologies
SUSBlood Labs ^ | October 2005 | Website

Posted on 10/23/2005 11:14:24 AM PDT by canadianally

Would-be-terrorists: Take heed! Our strategically placed products eliminate the possibility of paradise for homicide bombers.

We are not helpless victims in the global war against terror. The Islamic "Law of Jihad" dictates that Muslim terrorists defiled by pig's blood will not enter paradise. Duly noting this irrefutable law of the Jihad, Susblood Labs has developed a patent pending, product line that combines cryogenically frozen porcine plasma, and other ingredients, that will stop would-be terrorists dead in their tracks.

(Excerpt) Read more at susbloodlabs.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: humour; prevention; technologies; terror
I love the Brits. Combine a dry sense of humour with entrepeneurialism, and this is what you get.
1 posted on 10/23/2005 11:14:26 AM PDT by canadianally
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To: canadianally

"Infidel's Revenge" - What a great idea!


2 posted on 10/23/2005 11:28:09 AM PDT by LibFreeOrDie (L'chaim!)
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To: canadianally
This pen is truly mightier than the sword! $4.95

Infidel's Revenge Case Pack (25 pcs) $75.00

Plus a 2 for 1 special.

3 posted on 10/23/2005 11:31:09 AM PDT by ncountylee (Dead terrorists smell like victory)
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