[varyouga]

Peter Griffin: You people are nothing like the Communists they show on TV.
TV ANNOUNCER: We now return to The Communists. [Happy instrumental music]
Man: I hear report cards were handed out today. What were your grades?
Boy: [Stuttering]
Woman: Quit Stalin and answer your father. [Audience laughing]
Man: Go ahead, honey, and tell us your Marx. [Audience laughing]
Boy: Do I Khrushchev?
Man: Did somebody say "Khrushchev"? [Dance music playing]

[Sax]

That was a good one!