'Do-it-yourself' euthanasia clinic to open in Britain

UK Independent | 10/09/2005 | Severin Carrell

[Phantom Lord]

'Do-it-yourself' euthanasia clinic to open in Britain

A controversial Swiss clinic which has helped nearly 40 British people commit suicide is to open an office in the UK because of growing demand, The Independent on Sunday can reveal.

[Phantom Lord]

With the pending SCOTUS decision I found this to be an article worth posting.

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[camle]

so who disposes of the -er - remains? and how?

(insert Soylent Green joke here)

[dead]

Whatever happened to jumping off a bridge?

[Spruce]

.500 S&W Magnum. THE Official Do-it-Yourself euthanasia tool.

[GSlob]

"Whatever happened to jumping off a bridge?"
Jumping off the bridges (or out of the windows) is for stockbrokers and bankrupts; hanging is for gamblers and swindlers; poisoning or casting oneself in the path of a train is for the misbehaving girls from good families; and men were to shoot themselves. And how is one to shoot oneself when they disarmed the populace?

[Spok]

If I had to live in Britain, I may want such a service as well.

[camle]

our highly qualified, well trained staff is here to assist you - should the need arise

[KarlInOhio]

Not in the UK. You have to hit yourself with a rock until you are dead. Or just cheer for the visiting soccer team if you want it quicker.

[Brilliant]

I don't see how the federal government can regulate do-it-yourself suicide, provided that no drugs are involved. It's not commerce.

[adgirl]

Perhaps we can get these people together with our friends the terrorists. Hello supply, meet demand. Oh, I'm such a capitalist!

[Brilliant]

Jumping out of a window.... onto a pile.

[camle]

yesssssessss weee can help you - eheh eheh eheh!

[11th_VA]

Do insurance companies have to pay if someone commits suicide? or is there a 'Willie Loman' provision ?

[sono]

Gives new meaning to cost-effective care ...

[KarlInOhio]

Please, come this way:

[SmoothTalker]

You have to pay for that? What ever happened to jumping in front of a train?

[ScreamingFist]

Y'know, I'm getting to the point with this culture of death BS that I'm beginning to think that letting these people off themselves might not be a bad idea. I'm a full supporter of euthanasia by The Fine Art of Seppuku, if you want to die that bad, I'm not going to stand in your way.......

[oyez]

Ca you imagine being knocked out in a traffic accident and when you came to there was Marty Feldman as your paramedic. I miss that guy.

[camle]

LOL~!

or peter lorre?