A cell phone that points to Mecca (And todays tips on beheadings)

Associated Press ^ | 4:24 p.m. ET Oct. 7, 2005 | AP

[ryan71]

For Muslims, it's a high-tech call to prayer. A new cellular telephone generates five automated reminders a day at prayer time and points Muslims in the direction of Mecca.

It also contains a copy of the Islamic holy book, the Quran, in both Arabic and English.

[cripplecreek]

I'll bet it has a handy dandy "Detonate" button for the jihadi on the go too.

[xrp]

A new cellular telephone generates five automated reminders a day at prayer time and points Muslims in the direction of Mecca.

$100 to the first American patriot who writes a cell phone virus against this and causes the Mecca pointer to point to the nearest public bathroom or outhouse.

[Cicero]

As a bonus feature you can get an automatic bomb-detonation button.

[Prime Choice]

I'll take that $100 in small bills, please.

[Prime Choice]

How would you like to be credited on my next parody, FRiend? :o)

[cripplecreek]

Sure. Can you hear me now?

[FairOpinion]

Next thing the US Senate will demand that we supply such cell phones to the terrorist detainees.

[indcons]

LOL.....most amusing post of the day.

[dufekin]

How about the nearest swine farm or pork butcher house not within 30° of the angle to Mecca?

[Ben Mugged]

We need a virus that shows a movie of a Koran being flushed down a toilet 5 times a day.

[cripplecreek]

I can't help but hope that islamderthals lurk here some times so they can see how much we laugh at them.

[isthisnickcool]

Ask the Imam

The above link is a site where the Moslems ask the so called religious dudes questions. As you can see if you look at the site, the primary thing one does once becoming a Moslem is unscrew ones cranium, remove ones brain, then ask the imam what to do from then on.

Islam and free thinking do not mix. Hence, Islam is un-American and just about un-everything else except Islam.

[Leatherneck_MT]

I'll add 100$ if they make it point to the nearest pig farm.

[FierceDraka]

$100 to the first American patriot who writes a cell phone virus against this and causes the Mecca pointer to point to the nearest public bathroom or outhouse.

Make it point to a hog farm and I'll make it $200!

[fanfan]

I can't help but hope that islamderthals lurk here some times so they can see how much we laugh at them.

I'm sure they do, and it must drive them crazy.....oh wait, I'm being redundant.

[cripplecreek]

Well the night is yours, Mamma's callin "Send in the gimp".

Night all.

[mhx]

You know that's really clever.

I wish I had invented it.