But don't you see the Catch 22? The law REQUIRES you to submit a return and then the law REQUIRES you to sign it. Please don't go the "If you aren't doing anything wrong, you won't mind" route.
No Catch 22 here at all, if you understand the term the way I do. If you sign your name to a contract . . . there is no inherent right to misrepresent yourself, anywhere, in the eyes of the law. I suspect that your ire is best directed elsewhere.