Posted on 09/28/2005 5:18:08 PM PDT by bahblahbah
The Netherlands and Belgium were the first countries to give full marriage rights to homosexuals. In the United States some politicians propose civil unions that give homosexual couples the full benefits and responsibilities of marriage. These civil unions differ from marriage only in name.
Meanwhile in the Netherlands polygamy has been legalised in all but name. Last Friday the first civil union of three partners was registered. Victor de Bruijn (46) from Roosendaal married both Bianca (31) and Mirjam (35) in a ceremony before a notary who duly registered their civil union.
I love both Bianca and Mirjam, so I am marrying them both, Victor said. He had previously been married to Bianca. Two and a half years ago they met Mirjam Geven through an internet chatbox. Eight weeks later Mirjam deserted her husband and came to live with Victor and Bianca. After Mirjams divorce the threesome decided to marry.
Victor: A marriage between three persons is not possible in the Netherlands, but a civil union is. We went to the notary in our marriage costume and exchanged rings. We consider this to be just an ordinary marriage.
Asked by journalists to tell the secret of their peculiar relationship, Victor explained that there is no jealousy between them. But this is because Mirjam and Bianca are bisexual. I think that with two heterosexual women it would be more difficult. Victor stressed, however, that he is a one hundred per cent heterosexual and that a fourth person will not be allowed into the marriage. They want to take their marriage obligations seriously: to be honest and open with each other and not philander.
Who's your daddy!
He's insane....who would want two wives?
Ugh!
Worked for the Mormons.
Judging by the profiles, they better put a few more cinder blocks under the center of that big ol' brass bed!
who would want two mothers-in-law???
They'll probably spend more time with each other than with him.
ping
Tryin' to love two women is like a ball and chain,
Tryin' to love two women is like a ball and chain...
Sometimes the pleasure ain't worth the strain
It's a long old grind, and it tires your mind.
--The Oak Ridge Boys
"Victor stressed, however, that he is 'a one hundred per cent heterosexual' and that a fourth person will not be allowed into the 'marriage.'"
Well of course not. That would be hypocritical!
Loser Freaks.
And they look like twins! How about some variety, dude?
[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
[GIRL 1]
He likes it.
[EMCEE]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
[GIRL 2]
We like it.
[EMCEE]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
[GIRLS]
This two for one.
[GIRL 2]
I do the cooking...
[GIRL 1]
Und I make the bed.
[EMCEE]
I go out daily
To earn our daily bread.
But we've one thing in common,
[GIRL 1]
He...
[EMCEE]
She...
[GIRL 2]
And me,
[GIRL 1]
The key,
[EMCEE]
Beedle dee, dee,
[GIRL 2]
The key,
[EMCEE]
Beedle dee, dee, the key,
[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, deedle dee, deedle dee, dee!
[DANCE]
The Netherlands was a moral cesspool when I visited the country many years ago. Looks like it's gone downhill since then.
Sick, sicker and sickest.
Heck, do like some mormons do, marry the mother-in-law!
They're insane. Who would want one of him????
What? No pet partners? How about minors?
This is why Mitt Rommney will never be president.
I know his type of mormon doesn't allow for this kind of marriage now, but they used to.
Its to creepy.
Polygamy, bisexuality, homosexuality...no matter how you slice it, a sin is a sin.
Stay away from them there Netherlands.
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