How about the one where they claim every dead great man was gay?
Apparently, liberals believe only gay men can be great, so all great men must be gay.
I shudder to think about their analysis of the founding fathers, which I'm sure they're still digging through their papers looking for any shred to hang a rainbow flag on.
Good point - there is a whole sick and twisted movement to prove that Abraham Lincoln was gay. Do these people have too much time on their hands or what?