Posted on 09/21/2005 6:41:57 PM PDT by doug from upland
Edited on 09/21/2005 6:49:57 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Moments ago, there was a safe landing of JetBlue flight 292 out of Burbank that was bound for JFK.
I can report exclusively from a secret source under deep cover that Hillary Clinton and John Conyers are going to demand a Congressional investigation. President George W. Bush must be held accountable.
The evil Republicans are responsible for deregulation. Without deregulation, this would have never happened. The evil Republicans are against unions and workers. The workers who maintain the aircraft for JetBlue do not get paid enough, do not get enough breaks, do not have enough health benefits, and are generally abused by middle level managers and the evil CEO.
Halliburton must somehow be involved in this, but we have not yet established the connection. It is only a matter of time, but we will make the connection.
Bush is responsible for the high cost of fuel. If fuel did not cost so much, JetBlue would have been able to spend more money on maintenance.
John Roberts has no sensitivity for maintenance workers, airport workers, overworked pilots, and the people who used to be called stewardii who bring drinks and little snacks instead of full meals. That also is Bush's fault. Without full meals, how can people be productive? How can they take care of their families? It is almost Nazi-like. Democrats will be holding a news conference in the morning to show that this is just one more glaring example of why Roberts cannot be confirmed.
Because of all of Bush's mistakes, a huge amount of pollution was created over Long Beach and Los Angeles as the plane kept going around in circles and burning fuel. That affected children and old people. Some of them will probably have trouble breathing tonight and will die. Thanks, George Bush.
And what about the people who did not get to their destinations on time? Certainly, someone missed a wedding, a funeral, or an important job interview. Way to go, Bush, you heartless fascist b*stard!
Enough is freaking enough. Have you had enough? When is he finally going to be impeached?
But, I liked your rant anyway.
Actually, Carter deregulated the airline industry. It may be the one and only thing he did right the entire 4 years he was in office.
I get so sick of the "It's Bush's Fault" line -- even when it is a joke. Getting worse that the duy that yells "In the hole!" during evey golf shot.
Karl Rove's hurricane machine (made in conjunction with Halliburton) malfunctioned and gravatational forces pulled the nose wheels towards Rita.
It is making fun of the absurd. It is supposed to make you sick.
If you google "Bush's fault" you get 576,000 hits.
The more this is done on line, it takes a little bit of air out of the libs wacko claims.
Darn, I should have added a black people connection and a Jewish conspiracy.
Cindy Sheehan will be there tomorrow.
our = out
The poor! The poor!
You forgot on the backs of the poor!
...or something.
No, the more this is done on FR, the more it makes the person posting it look like a mindless, uncreative dolt.
And most of the passengers were in coach, not in first class with the president's cronies. In fact, I think I saw a helicopter (black) approach the airliner, hover below it, and remove the first class passengers from danger. Bastards!
If you could have made it Jewish black people now that Sammy Davis Jr. is gone, I would have really been impressed.
By the way, stealing "Strategerist" from someone else is both creative and has plagiarizing Joe Biden jealous.
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