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(fake story, okay?) JET BLUE LANDING CRISIS DETERMINED TO BE THE FAULT OF GEORGE W. BUSH
DFU | 9-21-05 | dfu

Posted on 09/21/2005 6:41:57 PM PDT by doug from upland

Edited on 09/21/2005 6:49:57 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Moments ago, there was a safe landing of JetBlue flight 292 out of Burbank that was bound for JFK.

I can report exclusively from a secret source under deep cover that Hillary Clinton and John Conyers are going to demand a Congressional investigation. President George W. Bush must be held accountable.

The evil Republicans are responsible for deregulation. Without deregulation, this would have never happened. The evil Republicans are against unions and workers. The workers who maintain the aircraft for JetBlue do not get paid enough, do not get enough breaks, do not have enough health benefits, and are generally abused by middle level managers and the evil CEO.

Halliburton must somehow be involved in this, but we have not yet established the connection. It is only a matter of time, but we will make the connection.

Bush is responsible for the high cost of fuel. If fuel did not cost so much, JetBlue would have been able to spend more money on maintenance.

John Roberts has no sensitivity for maintenance workers, airport workers, overworked pilots, and the people who used to be called stewardii who bring drinks and little snacks instead of full meals. That also is Bush's fault. Without full meals, how can people be productive? How can they take care of their families? It is almost Nazi-like. Democrats will be holding a news conference in the morning to show that this is just one more glaring example of why Roberts cannot be confirmed.

Because of all of Bush's mistakes, a huge amount of pollution was created over Long Beach and Los Angeles as the plane kept going around in circles and burning fuel. That affected children and old people. Some of them will probably have trouble breathing tonight and will die. Thanks, George Bush.

And what about the people who did not get to their destinations on time? Certainly, someone missed a wedding, a funeral, or an important job interview. Way to go, Bush, you heartless fascist b*stard!

Enough is freaking enough. Have you had enough? When is he finally going to be impeached?


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: airbus; bush; jetblue; lax
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1 posted on 09/21/2005 6:41:59 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Actually, Jimmy Carter was responsible for airline deregulation.

But, I liked your rant anyway.

2 posted on 09/21/2005 6:42:53 PM PDT by sinkspur (Just west of DFW Airport. We can take in four or five and two dogs.)
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To: doug from upland

Actually, Carter deregulated the airline industry. It may be the one and only thing he did right the entire 4 years he was in office.


3 posted on 09/21/2005 6:44:05 PM PDT by Brilliant
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To: doug from upland

I get so sick of the "It's Bush's Fault" line -- even when it is a joke. Getting worse that the duy that yells "In the hole!" during evey golf shot.


4 posted on 09/21/2005 6:44:49 PM PDT by devane617
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To: doug from upland

Karl Rove's hurricane machine (made in conjunction with Halliburton) malfunctioned and gravatational forces pulled the nose wheels towards Rita.


6 posted on 09/21/2005 6:45:42 PM PDT by chet_in_ny
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To: doug from upland
I heard Haliburton had a remote control that could turn the nose gear the wrong way anytime if they ever determined the flight had lots of black people on it, especially from New Orleans.
7 posted on 09/21/2005 6:46:50 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: doug from upland
Bush.. I knew it all along!

Maxine Waters, she's hot on the trail, Barbara B. and Pelosi too! Where is Howard Dean when we need him? M. Moore.. the leadership.

Cindy Cindy save us, call out for Bush to just resign!!
8 posted on 09/21/2005 6:48:02 PM PDT by RunningWolf (U.S. Army Veteran.....75-78)
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To: devane617
I get so sick of the "It's Bush's Fault" line -- even when it is a joke

It is making fun of the absurd. It is supposed to make you sick.
If you google "Bush's fault" you get 576,000 hits.
The more this is done on line, it takes a little bit of air out of the libs wacko claims.

9 posted on 09/21/2005 6:48:13 PM PDT by msnimje (Cogito Ergo Sum Republican)
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To: A CA Guy

Darn, I should have added a black people connection and a Jewish conspiracy.


10 posted on 09/21/2005 6:48:30 PM PDT by doug from upland (Arianna Huffington loves that big gas guzzling Suburban)
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To: All

Cindy Sheehan will be there tomorrow.


11 posted on 09/21/2005 6:49:38 PM PDT by doug from upland (Arianna Huffington loves that big gas guzzling Suburban)
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To: RunningWolf
I saw Maxine Waters the other day driving our of a McDonalds in a Mercedes. Her face looks like it's sucking on an onion at all times.
12 posted on 09/21/2005 6:50:02 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

our = out


13 posted on 09/21/2005 6:50:39 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: doug from upland
... the plane kept going around in circles and burning fuel. That affected children and old people.

The poor! The poor!
You forgot on the backs of the poor!

...or something.

14 posted on 09/21/2005 6:51:20 PM PDT by Publius6961 (Liberal level playing field: If the Islamics win we are their slaves..if we win they are our equals.)
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Passengers being sent to Guantanamo!
15 posted on 09/21/2005 6:51:41 PM PDT by doug from upland (Arianna Huffington loves that big gas guzzling Suburban)
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To: msnimje
The more this is done on line, it takes a little bit of air out of the libs wacko claims.

No, the more this is done on FR, the more it makes the person posting it look like a mindless, uncreative dolt.

16 posted on 09/21/2005 6:51:43 PM PDT by Strategerist
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To: doug from upland

And most of the passengers were in coach, not in first class with the president's cronies. In fact, I think I saw a helicopter (black) approach the airliner, hover below it, and remove the first class passengers from danger. Bastards!


17 posted on 09/21/2005 6:51:48 PM PDT by clintonh8r (Living well is the best revenge.....(I checked))
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To: doug from upland

If you could have made it Jewish black people now that Sammy Davis Jr. is gone, I would have really been impressed.


18 posted on 09/21/2005 6:52:19 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: chet_in_ny
ROFLMAO That was good...Thanks for the laugh...

But y'all know this could actually happen, NS. To be honest the rest of America is getting tired of hearing everything is the Presidents fault from the left..It's already back firing on them...W. could be back over 50% by 06 elections
19 posted on 09/21/2005 6:52:53 PM PDT by 3IDVET (Mess with the best, Die with the rest. Remember TF-RANGER Mogadishu, Somalia Oct 3 1993)
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To: Strategerist
I like that for a tagline.

By the way, stealing "Strategerist" from someone else is both creative and has plagiarizing Joe Biden jealous.

20 posted on 09/21/2005 6:55:02 PM PDT by doug from upland (Doug from Upland = mindless, uncreative dolt --- thanks to Strategerist)
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