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To: Antoninus
Just called Rob Simmons from CT.

An aide answered and hung up on me.

Aide: Hello, Congressman Simmons' office.

Me: Did Congressman Simmons vote for that pro-homosexual legis....(CLICK)

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Aide: Hello, Congressman Simmons' office.

ME: Did you just hang up on me?

Aide: I said Hello three times and no one was there.

ME: Look son, I know you've had a tough day and it's just begun. But don't make things worse by telling lies and insulting your boss's constituents. Now, this is XXX from Woodstock, CT calling and I want to know if your boss, whom I worked my butt off to get elected over Sam Gedjensen, voted for the pro-homosexual legislation contained in H.R. 3132 Ammendment 25 yesterday?

Aide: Um, what was that bill again?

Me: H.R. 3132 - Ammendment 25 about pro-homosexual legislation for hate crimes, giving homosexuals more protection under the law than other citizens. And your tone of voice tells me you are insulting my intelligence by pretending not to know what I am talking about.

Aide: Um, let me check on that.

Me: You do that Sonny-boy.

(On Hold for 2 minutes - I timed it)

Aid: Um. Hello, sir.

Me: Yes, Son.

Aide: Um, yes sir he did vote for it.

Me: Well, you tell Robbie-boy he just lost 5 votes and contributions in my family for his pathetic pandering to the homosexuals in New London and Groton. And you can expect more phone calls from everyone I talk to up here. Now you have a wonderful day Kiddo and don't insult any more of the people who pay your salary and hold the power of your job and your Boss's job in their voting fingers.

Me: Oh, and tell Robbie-boy to watch out when he comes begging for money up here again. Cause I will be waiting for him.

32 posted on 09/15/2005 8:06:52 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Be a glowworm. A glowworm's never glum. How can you be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum?)
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To: N. Theknow
Excellent call. Now we just need about 40,000 more of them.

Don't forget about Hastert and Delay. If they can't keep their caucus in order, then maybe they need replacing.
34 posted on 09/15/2005 8:10:26 AM PDT by Antoninus (Dominus Iesus, miserere nobis.)
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