When I declined veggie propagandas from a PETAn cretin at a street fair on Saturday, she eyed my gut and suggested that a meat-free lifestyle helps people lose weight.
My reply: "I could never give up meat. Meat deficiency has been shown to make people smug, judgmental, self-righteous asswipes."
I have never had the pleasure of meeting them in action.
Of course, the pleasure would be all mine. I doubt they would get much pleasure out of it.
I sincerely wish for them to picket my local KFC or something like that.
Guarantee I would be in the news right along with them. Not by design but by default. And I would not be in legal trouble with what I have in mind so that is not why i would be in the papers.