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MORFORD: The Storm That Ate The GOP
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 9/14/5 | Mark Morford

Posted on 09/14/2005 7:45:13 AM PDT by SmithL

Who will pity the soulless Republican Party now that Katrina is mauling their regime?

Can you hear that? That low scraping moan, that painful scream, that compressed hissing wail like the sound of an angry alligator caught in a vice?

Why, it's the GOP, and they're screaming, "No, no it can't be, oh my God, please no, this damnable Katrina thing is just an unstoppable PR disaster for us!"

After all (they wail), who woulda thought dissing all those poor black people and letting so many of them die in filth and misery in the Superdome while our pampered CEO president enjoyed yet another vacation would cause such an ugly backlash, such harsh criticism of the glorious, rich-über-alles GOP creed?

Who knew it would lay bare our deeply inbred agenda of social injustice and civil neglect, and our systematic abuse of the country? This storm thing is so not the thing we need right now because, oh my God look, just look! We've been so golden! We've had the run of the candy store! We have been gods among swine!

Can you hear them? Hastert to DeLay to Frist to Santorum to Rove to Cheney to Bush himself, across the board and all down the snickering party line they keen, "It's not fair! We've been planning this regime, this overthrow for 40 years! We've worked so damn hard to drive a wedge into the culture and an ice pick into the heart of the nation, working like demons on meth to mangle this country's economy and sense of pride so as to boost corporate profits and lock down our wealth and empire!"

And now Katrina. . . .

(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
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Morfordite Alert

You've been warned!

1 posted on 09/14/2005 7:45:15 AM PDT by SmithL
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To: SmithL

" filth and misery in the Superdome "

What about the filth and misery in San Francisco. Poor Mikey Morford is all angry.


2 posted on 09/14/2005 7:46:41 AM PDT by frankjr
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To: SmithL; Petronski

That low scraping moan


3 posted on 09/14/2005 7:46:49 AM PDT by cyborg (I finally got a job today. Thank you God. Thank you Our Lady of Lourdes' prayer petition.)
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To: SmithL

Glad to see it hasn't lost its sense of absurdity.


4 posted on 09/14/2005 7:47:20 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (If the dome was the hull of a slave ship. Ray Nagin was the slaver and Bush is Abraham Lincoln)
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It must be the job of the Republicans to rescue the populace from incompetent, corrupt Democrats.


5 posted on 09/14/2005 7:47:26 AM PDT by SmithL (There are a lot of people that hate Bush more than they hate terrorists)
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To: SmithL

Filth and Misery is the description of New Orleans BEFORE the hurricane......oh, and DECADENT, too!! What a disgusting place....the Dems can have it!!


6 posted on 09/14/2005 7:47:54 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion: The Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: SmithL

Horse sh*t !


7 posted on 09/14/2005 7:48:15 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: SmithL

8 posted on 09/14/2005 7:49:12 AM PDT by RockinRight (What part of ILLEGAL immigration do they not understand?)
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This is what counts for journalism these days? lol


9 posted on 09/14/2005 7:49:24 AM PDT by oolatec
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To: SmithL

They actually PAY this moron for this crapolea?


10 posted on 09/14/2005 7:49:38 AM PDT by Mr. K (Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help...)
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To: SmithL

Morbid is such a prescient thinker. We must all listen to him. [/sarc]


11 posted on 09/14/2005 7:49:44 AM PDT by keithtoo (Howard Dean's Democratic Party: Traitors, Haters, and Vacillators)
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To: SmithL

I thought sure this would be from scrappleface or the onion.


12 posted on 09/14/2005 7:49:45 AM PDT by sarasota
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To: cyborg
That is so queer sounding.
13 posted on 09/14/2005 7:49:50 AM PDT by dts32041 (Shinkichi: Massuer, did you see that? Zatôichi: I don't see much)
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To: SmithL

I got to about the third or fourth sentence then gave up. This guy is delusional.


14 posted on 09/14/2005 7:49:51 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: SmithL

Morford has failed to predict anything right since I have braved reading his filth. Good to see more leftists dancing in the street at the misery of Americans.


15 posted on 09/14/2005 7:50:08 AM PDT by KC_Conspirator (This space outsourced to India)
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To: SmithL

Boy, that Morford chick sure is having her special time.

}:-)4


16 posted on 09/14/2005 7:51:42 AM PDT by Moose4 (Richmond, Virginia, where our motto is "Will Riot For Cheap Laptops")
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To: SmithL

Wishful NON-thinking on the Morf's part. No one is blaming the GOP for this........


17 posted on 09/14/2005 7:52:35 AM PDT by Red Badger (BLAME = Democrat .......BALM = Republican.........Which would an evacuee choose?......)
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To: SmithL

Could he read this to us while biting the pillow? I think not!


18 posted on 09/14/2005 7:52:46 AM PDT by Niteranger68 ("Spare the rod, spoil the liberal.")
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To: SmithL

Just before the deadline of morford's next column, someone please tell him Heath Ledger is looking for him.


19 posted on 09/14/2005 7:53:07 AM PDT by Quilla
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To: SmithL

Just sounds like a lot of wishful thinking to me.

I think Bush is shining. Not completely untarnished, but shining much brighter than the LA dem's who can't seem to get their story straight.


20 posted on 09/14/2005 7:53:18 AM PDT by Only1choice____Freedom (I alone, am the chosen one. Because I alone, did the choosing.)
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