:-)
What about a nice suitable car from North Korea?
There are for sure no German parts in it.
P.S.
All those "strategic" effusions about pipelines are completely theoretical. Since the Iraq crusade everybody knows, that a pipeline can't be saved against "accidents" or however you call it. Al Queda gives prove to this every single day. I am sure that your "Grom" (or something comparable) could solve the problem silently, efficiently and in no time if the security of Poland would be in real danger.