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To: MotleyGirl70; Larry Lucido

KRAMER: All rright let's get some gum or something.

GEORGE: Pack of gum, okay here you go.

CLERK: What is this a hundred? I can't change a hundred.

GEORGE: Why not?

CLERK: You got to buy more than that.

KRAMER: Here, get a newspaper.

GEORGE: A newspaper.

CLERK: That's not enough.

KRAMER: A Clark Bar.

GEORGE: Clark Bar.

CLERK: Keep going.

GEORGE: There's 22 dollars here.

KRAMER: George, George, Get a Penthouse Forum.

GEORGE: I'm not getting a Penthouse Forum.

KRAMER: That will make great dinner party conversation. We'll read the letters at the dinner table.

GEORGE: Oh, that's nice.

KRAMER: Hey, did you ever read one of these?

GEORGE: It's not real. They're all made up.

KRAMER: Oh, it's real.

GEORGE: You know there is an unusual number of people in this country having sex with AMPUTEES! . . . Penthouse forum, newspaper, gum, Clark Bar.


14 posted on 08/15/2005 3:20:44 AM PDT by Cagey (Scrapple is not for vegetarians, those who keep kosher, or those with weak stomachs)
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To: Cagey; MotleyGirl70

I could never figure out why the liquor guy couldn't change a hundred for a $20.00 purchase, but the news guy can change a hundred for a $5.00 purchase. But then, I couldn't figure out why they had to take another number to return a cinnamon bobka with a hair on it.


15 posted on 08/15/2005 3:25:33 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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