Lawyers, stand by. After someone drinks 3 or 4 of these and then has a heart attack, there will be money to be made.
Can you imagine the massive amount of fine print the label will have to contain? Buried somewhere in the 'possible side-effects' warning, and the surgeon general's required caveat will be the nutrition facts and 1-800 number to the national poison control call center, product information hotline and website address, phone numbers to 12 step program support groups; as well as the number to the attorneys handling the class action lawsuit for any potential plaintiffs. Hell, you'll probably be required to have a note from your doctor and sign a waiver just to buy a six-pack of this swill.