Those overly-bright Cherry Kool-Aid lips, the waxy pallor of the forehead, the purplish-cyanotic blush of the cheekbones.......
It isn't every day that one runs across a woman who takes her beauty tips from the American Journal of Mortuary Cosmetology.
And Helen and Hillary both have legs just like Gwen Stefani.
One, two . . one, two
Yep, just like