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Helen Thomas Plans to Kill Herself if Cheney Runs
Drudge ^ | 7/28/2005 | Drudge

Posted on 07/28/2005 12:50:09 PM PDT by duffthor

REPORTER VOWS TO 'KILL SELF' IF CHENEY RUNS FOR PRESIDENT Thu Jul 28 2005 15:32:13 ET

Veteran wire reporter Helen Thomas is vowing to 'kill herself' if Dick Cheney announces he is running for president.

The newspaper HILL first reported the startling claim on Thursday.

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"The day I say Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I'll kill myself," she told the HILL. "All we need is one more liar."

Thomas added, "I think he'd like to run, but it would be a sad day for the country if he does."

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; Unclassified
KEYWORDS: cheney; cheney2008; dramaqueen; helenthomas; suicide
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
“The day I say Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I’ll kill myself,” she told The Hill.

Hey Helen, this comes to mind for you:

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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.

21 posted on 07/28/2005 2:44:13 PM PDT by beyond the sea ("If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball." - Jack Lemmon)
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To: duffthor

This is on at least three other threads but the more the merrier! Just the thought of a world free of Helen Thomas makes me smile. (It would smell better too.)


22 posted on 07/28/2005 2:46:15 PM PDT by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
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To: duffthor

Dang...I thought Helen Thomas was already croaked...


23 posted on 07/28/2005 2:46:54 PM PDT by B.O. Plenty (Liberalism and islam are terminal.......)
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To: duffthor
I'm still waiting for all the morons who promised to leave the US both times GW won elections...

Why should this be more credible?

24 posted on 07/28/2005 2:49:10 PM PDT by Publius6961 (Liberal level playing field: If the Islamics win we are their slaves..if we win they are our equals.)
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To: duffthor

As I understand it several huge CAT cranes and front-loaders are standing by for the "DEAD" hoist. Engineers fear they may not be strong enough. Several biochemists have suggested shooting her body out into space so that the resultant bio-degradation gases from her decaying pork won't kill civilians here on earth!


25 posted on 07/28/2005 2:51:35 PM PDT by Doc Savage (...because they stand on a wall, and they say nothing is going to hurt you tonight, not on my watch!)
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To: B.O. Plenty

I'm pretty sure she's a zombie. I can't imagine a living human being that hideous.


26 posted on 07/28/2005 2:52:44 PM PDT by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
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To: duffthor

Helen Thomas is really John F. Kerry (Howard Dean??) in disguise!

For God’s sake Dick, just do it! Put this poor, miserable, suffering, human carcass out of its misery – it’s the right thing to do.


27 posted on 07/28/2005 2:58:08 PM PDT by Herakles
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To: duffthor
So.

She's been brain dead for years.

28 posted on 07/28/2005 2:58:29 PM PDT by mississippi red-neck (You will never win the war on terrorism by fighting it in Iraq and funding it in the West Bank.)
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To: duffthor

Remember that mummy Clinton wanted to date?

That was Helen.


29 posted on 07/28/2005 3:02:38 PM PDT by Nagual
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To: duffthor

Will wonders ever cease...BUT like all the Libs who stated they were going to move to CANADA... never happen!


30 posted on 07/28/2005 3:02:55 PM PDT by Strutt9
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To: evad
Hello,

And in the WH, Vice President Cheney and President Bush are laughing so hard that the Secret Service is beginning to worry about them...

Glad to be here, MOgirl
31 posted on 07/28/2005 3:03:27 PM PDT by MOgirl (In memory of Walton Wayne Callahan, I love you forever.)
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To: Strutt9

The kitchen witch is too stupid to keep her thoughts to herself.
My tagline says it all.


32 posted on 07/28/2005 3:06:06 PM PDT by jmaroneps37 (The ratmedia: always eager to remind us of why we hate them.)
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To: duffthor
It's a nice thought...

But we have to remember, Libs never keep their word when they say things like this. After all, Alex Baldwin still lives here...the bloviating schmuck.
33 posted on 07/28/2005 3:06:16 PM PDT by Keith in Iowa (Talk Nerdy To Me)
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34 posted on 07/28/2005 3:12:53 PM PDT by BraveMan
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To: duffthor
Doesn't she realize Cheney was once a candidate for president? 1996 I believe. If she wasn't senile she'd know that and would have already offed herself.

Helen, how may I help you?
35 posted on 07/28/2005 3:22:28 PM PDT by Rep-for-real
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To: duffthor

Poor Helen, that is all she has.

Hatred for the Republican party.


36 posted on 07/28/2005 3:25:04 PM PDT by jos65
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To: duffthor

Cheney should anounce his intentions immediately, and then say he changed his mind afterwards.


37 posted on 07/28/2005 3:26:56 PM PDT by Brett66 (Where government advances – and it advances relentlessly – freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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To: duffthor
Good afternoon.

When Cheney announces that he is the candidate, he should tell the media this one is for Helen.

Michael Frazier
38 posted on 07/28/2005 3:33:23 PM PDT by brazzaville (No surrender,no retreat. Well, maybe retreat's ok)
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To: duffthor

oh please oh please


39 posted on 07/28/2005 3:34:18 PM PDT by AD from SpringBay (We have the government we allow and deserve.)
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To: duffthor

Looks like someone tried to do her in by hitting her repeatedly with an UGLY stick!

40 posted on 07/28/2005 3:37:25 PM PDT by Las Vegas Dave
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