[Foxfire4]

Here's a good rule of thumb:
If the "environmentalists" are for it, oppose it. If they're against it, support it.

Somebody on a mailing list I frequent posted his rules for dealing with environmentalists and their agendas, and said it's all about the shoes:

If they're barefoot, laugh at them.
If they're wearing boots, listen.
If they're wearing wingtips, shoot 'em and run.

Works for me.

[doug from upland]

I am sometimes barefoot and with suits I sometimes wear wingtips. Am I to be shot?

[Bernard Marx]

If they're wearing wingtips, shoot 'em and run.

I'd change it to:

If they're wearing Birkenstocks, shoot 'em and run.