[pikachu]

Yep, we're baffled, too. We're not sure how a Texas paper erred on references to a gun, a cowboy hat and country music. It didn't make our day

The Startle Gram, the way we locals refer to the Star Telegram, is not really a Texas paper. Milly Ivans is their big name on staff if that give you any clue -- all hat, no cattle Texans. The only reason this rag exists is that the Dallas Managed New, er Dallas Morning News, is not smart enough to figure out the readership. Both have numbers sinking fast.

[Redbob]

"...all hat, no cattle Texans."

I beg to differ with you sir:
whenever I read either the StartleGram or the Dallas Morning Spew, I find every evidence of there having been cattle in the vicinity... and I try not to step in it.