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"I used to be a lifeguard before Senator Kennedy hired me" said David Spence of Boston. "He really does not move that fast so keeping the orange cones around him is pretty easy. He pays me $10.00 and hour and so far he seems happy with my job performance. I'm not really sure why he wants to make sure he always has orange cones around him. He makes me put them real close to him when he walks across a bridge. He seems like he is really afraid of falling off a bridge into the water. One afternoon he was walking across a bridge and dropped his bottle of scotch and almost tripped over one of the cones and fell into the water. He was rolling towards the edge of the bridge and was screaming something about "Mary Jo" beind down there waiting for him. The bottle of scotch fell into the water and Senator Kennedy started crying. Fortunately, I keep extra bottles taped into the inside of the cones. When Senator Kennedy gets thirsty he lies down on his back, puts the small end of the cone into his mouth and I just pour the whole bottle in from the other side. It's really not a bad job!"