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You just CAN'T make this stuff up.
1 posted on 07/05/2005 9:22:18 PM PDT by orionblamblam
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But what does Tom Cruise think about it?


2 posted on 07/05/2005 9:25:06 PM PDT by Callahan
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...similar to an atomic weapon but without the radiation...

Well! Y'see right there: we _are_ conscientious and don't want to cause radiation damage - we just want to KILL them!

3 posted on 07/05/2005 9:27:07 PM PDT by solitas (So what if I support an OS that has fewer flaws than yours? 'Mystic' dual 500 G4's, OSX.4.1)
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provided military observers with significant data and analysis concerning the proper design for kinetic energy weapons configured to slam into an Earth ground target, releasing an explosion similar to an atomic weapon but without the radiation.

Cool.

Just don't make us use it on you.

4 posted on 07/05/2005 9:28:08 PM PDT by socal_parrot (Tina Delgado is alive! ALIVE!)
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the NASA probe "Deep Impact" provided military observers with significant data and analysis concerning the proper design for kinetic energy weapons configured to slam into an Earth ground target, releasing an explosion similar to an atomic weapon but without the radiation.

Yesssssss, this research will allow us to destroy mosques with marbles.

Watch out for them aggies...

5 posted on 07/05/2005 9:28:54 PM PDT by okie01 (The Mainstream Media: IGNORANCE ON PARADE)
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To: orionblamblam; MeekOneGOP; PhilDragoo; Happy2BMe; potlatch; ntnychik; Smartass; Travis McGee; ...


XHD

I said this would be the take

Uncle Sam is going to zing one thru the half-moon cut-out on the door of their outhouse from a space satellite - or a Predator

If they had an outhouse

Or something



Watch out Mohammed - You are going to get cider in your ear!



They really can't do that with a Predator or a Global Hawk can they?




How about one of those tiny mini-gadgets we see them flying out at.....


Whoops!


Shhhhhhh....


6 posted on 07/05/2005 9:30:43 PM PDT by devolve (-------------------------------------------------)
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It is all part of our plot... Just get the Earth to move 25000 miles per hour laterally, then we have'em!


10 posted on 07/05/2005 9:37:56 PM PDT by When do we get liberated?
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I just wish that it was true. If only our government secretly did have it all together like that...


11 posted on 07/05/2005 9:38:28 PM PDT by WildBillArthur (Support the NRA!)
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No, it's rods from Allah, he wants your destruction too.....


13 posted on 07/05/2005 9:39:10 PM PDT by Brett66 (Where government advances – and it advances relentlessly – freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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The Rods From God project is very real. Here's some background: http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/005/700oklkt.asp
14 posted on 07/05/2005 9:41:08 PM PDT by Callahan
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Y'all better look out over there in Muslimland. Them ain't Rods of Allah we got.


17 posted on 07/05/2005 9:52:03 PM PDT by Mind-numbed Robot (Not all that needs to be done needs to be done by the government.)
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Coming soon to a wedding near you!!!!


18 posted on 07/05/2005 9:54:53 PM PDT by Atchafalaya (When you're there that's the best!!)
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What next for the terr perps, Islamist Nazi anal rods?


25 posted on 07/05/2005 10:35:21 PM PDT by Ursus arctos horribilis ("It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!" Emiliano Zapata 1879-1919)
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DAMN! How did the Islamikazes find out? This is way above TOP SECRET!!


26 posted on 07/05/2005 10:38:46 PM PDT by Travis McGee (----- www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com -----)
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ROFLMAO!!!!


27 posted on 07/05/2005 10:45:08 PM PDT by coconutt2000 (NO MORE PEACE FOR OIL!!! DOWN WITH TYRANTS, TERRORISTS, AND TIMIDCRATS!!!! (3-T's For World Peace))
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The arrogantly named "Rods from God"

This coming from the people who name EVERYTHING for God: The Party of God (Hezbollah), etc.

32 posted on 07/05/2005 11:04:08 PM PDT by denydenydeny
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To: orionblamblam; Jeremiah Jr; Yehuda; dennisw; Lijahsbubbe; aculeus; dighton
What about the Zionist conspiracy angle?

The Hebrew term for comet is kochav shavit. Kochav = star and shavit comes from the root meaning ROD. That is the same word meaning scepter or tribe (think tribe of Judah). Students of the Bible will recognize this passage:

Numbers 24:17 I shall see him, but not now: I shall behold him, but not nigh: there shall come a Star [kochav] out of Jacob, and a Sceptre [shevet] shall rise out of Israel, and shall smite the corners of Moab, and destroy all the children of Sheth.

Tempel 1... surely it's a code for the Grand Mosque. Those clever Joos!

And just so noone underestimates the powers of Zionist NASA... NASA is a Hebrew word too, meaning to lift up, bare up, carry away, etc.

Genesis 49:10 The sceptre shall not depart from Judah, nor a lawgiver from between his feet, until Shiloh come; and unto him shall the gathering of the people be.

Well there you have it: RODS FROM GOD.

I think I feel a song coming on.

"We're Jews out in space
Zooming along protecting the human race..."

39 posted on 07/05/2005 11:35:57 PM PDT by Thinkin' Gal
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Don't forget that space cannon that the Justice League has!


40 posted on 07/05/2005 11:38:15 PM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel (Carnac: A siren, a baby and a liberal. Answer: Name three things that whine.)
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releasing an explosion similar to an atomic weapon but without the radiation.

That is the whole point of Ortillery (ORbital arTILLERY)! Not only that, it would destroy very deep bunkers too and there would be no radiation-related deaths!

44 posted on 07/06/2005 12:40:36 AM PDT by Paul_Denton (Get the U.N. out of the U.S. and U.S. out of the U.N.!)
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... releasing an explosion similar to an atomic weapon but without the radiation.

Ha ha! Actually, now that I think about it, I do have a car that is very similar to a stealth aircraft, except it doesn't fly and the police can still see it on radar.
54 posted on 07/06/2005 2:13:17 AM PDT by Maurice Tift
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The same group got upset when Armstrong walked on the moon.


60 posted on 07/06/2005 11:00:45 AM PDT by RightWhale (withdraw from the 1967 UN Outer Space Treaty)
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