Sorry, the IDF already won.
Posted on 07/04/2005 11:52:43 AM PDT by Salgak
I'm sure all too many of us have gotten disgusted with the idiotic antics of PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Well, with a little luck, it may be payback time. . .
You see, driving home from grocery shopping yesterday, I heard an ad for Oscar Mayer's latest promotion: Win the Wienermobile for a Day: you just have to write an essay on how and where you'd use it.
At this point, many of you are, no doubt, hearing a large-skulled lab mouse whisper into your ear: Are YOU pondering what **I'M** pondering ???
Yep. I am. And I just put the entry in.
The location: Norfolk, Virginia. Specifically, across the street from PETA Headquarters. ALL the wieners you can eat.
Now, it's time to sit back and see if Oscar Mayer/ Kraft Foods is as tired of those idiots as the rest of us. Of course, they're free to have naked women, painted as cats, in cages nearby: heck, that's an added attraction. . .
I love it. Hope you win. Keep us up to date. If you win, I may drive up from Raleigh for a dog and to see PETA freak out.
Is that National PETA headquarters?
Hell, I would fly cross country, for a piece of that!
Sweeten the pot.
Have as first prize a new convertible for the person that travels the farthest to attend!
Oh, what a wonderful idea!
LOL!!
That'd be awesome!!!
I hope you win!
Bwah hah hah hah!! Brilliant! I hope you win :)
Sorry, the IDF already won.
How ironic, since PETA is a bunch of weiners.
"Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner... That is what I'd really like to be... e... e... For if I were an Oscar Meyer weiner... Everyone would be in love with me!!!" (As sung by Arnold Schwartznegger to Maria Schriver after coming out of another fruitless "Big 5" budget meeting during the holidays!!!)
Er... maybe I shoulda said fruitfull in that side note about the "Big 5" holiday budget exercise in futility!!!
LOL!(fascista!fascista!)
I hope the Weinermobile still operates after it was mobbed while participating in New York's Gay Pride Parade.
hehehehe......you ain't naughty........you baaaaad! ( I love it)!
"...Are YOU pondering what **I'M** pondering ???"
Wow, I guess I am sicker than others... I was actually pondering getting behind the wheel and pushing it to about 100mph, then driving it straight up their a........ (well, I guess you get the idea??) :o)
"Of course, they're free to have naked women, painted as cats, in cages nearby: heck, that's an added attraction. . ."
Sounds good to me.
Hey, tom, you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Right there in the midst of it all, what a dream come true for hot dog lovers...!!!
LOL!! I love it!!
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