[Grut]

George Bush wasn't even at the beach that day. Not his fault.

Well, global warming, then.

[garyhope]

Yeah, that's my fault. I was running my air conditioner, the frige, a fan and I was driving my car a hunnert miles an hour. Plus I was smoking a big cigar and drinking a beer. And eating a big cheeseburger. With bacon. And mayonaise.