Chris Rock:
"...So there I am talking to my friend on the cellular phone who is trying to find my place. I says, 'Where you at?' to him. He says back to me, 'Chris, I'm out here walking on MLK right now.' So I tell him, 'You're on MLK? Don't walk...RUN!!!'
It's a great comedy bit, but it does superbly illustrate how black people in America need to clean up their act before their presence (especially in large numbers) is not categorized as a potentially violent situation.
~ Blue Jays ~