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Charlie Brown vandal has guilt written all over his face
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 6/22/5 | Chuck Squatriglia

Posted on 06/22/2005 12:45:18 PM PDT by SmithL

The case of the defaced Charlie Brown was not a difficult one to solve, as Santa Rosa police caught the misguided miscreant red-handed.

Make that red-faced.

What’s more, the culprit — a well-known character that locals say isn’t playing with a full deck — was kind enough to not only autograph his handiwork, but include his date of birth so even the greenest detective would have no doubt who to look for, police said.

Just to make sure he got the credit he deserved, the vacuous vandal later confessed his crime, police said.

And that is how it came to be that Monti Tino found himself sitting in a jail cell this morning, charged with felony vandalism and awaiting arraignment.

It all started about 7 a.m. Tuesday, police said, when Tino decided a statue of Charlie Brown standing sentry outside a popular joint called Omelette Express needed a little Jackson Pollackian embellishment.

The statue is one of 55 erected around town to celebrate the 55th anniversary of the beloved cartoon by Charles M. Schultz, who spent 42 years in Santa Rosa before he died of cancer on Feb. 12, 2000.

Tino broke out a marker and doodled on Charlie’s cheek, then drew a tongue for good measure, said Don Taylor, who has run Omelette Express ever since his mother hung up her apron 18 years ago. And then for reasons that only Tino knows, he relieved Charlie Brown of the strawberry milkshake the iconic character has held aloft in his left hand ever since Taylor installed him in May.

Satisfied, Tino signed his name on the sidewalk in front of Charlie Brown’s brown shoes, added his date of birth and headed for Railroad Square.

A passer-by spotted Tino there,

(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events; US: California
KEYWORDS: charliebrown; ohgoodgrief; stupidcriminaltricks
You Blockhead!
1 posted on 06/22/2005 12:45:21 PM PDT by SmithL
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To: SmithL
Oh, Good Grief!tm
2 posted on 06/22/2005 12:47:12 PM PDT by Tennessee_Bob ("Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! We willna be fooled again!")
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To: SmithL

If this happened in Boulder, the police would still be perplexed.


3 posted on 06/22/2005 12:48:06 PM PDT by Millee (So you're a feminist......isn't that cute??)
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To: All

4 posted on 06/22/2005 12:50:23 PM PDT by KevinDavis (the space/future belongs to the eagles, the earth/past to the groundhogs)
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To: SmithL
And that is how it came to be that Monti Tino found himself sitting in a jail cell this morning

Can you say "Beeyatch," Tino? I knew you could.

5 posted on 06/22/2005 12:54:14 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

...what the hell is that???


6 posted on 06/22/2005 12:58:27 PM PDT by RockinRight (Conservatism is common sense, liberalism is just senseless.)
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To: RockinRight
A famous selection from Worst Album Art
7 posted on 06/22/2005 1:19:28 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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