Posted on 06/15/2005 12:03:10 PM PDT by Bluegrass Conservative
Alleged Chicken-For-Sex Offer Lands Meat Man In Jail
KEENE, N.H. -- A door-to-door meat salesman from Maine is accused of assaulting a potential customer after she turned down his offer of chicken in exchange for sex.
Ryan Park, 22, of Waterboro, Maine, is accused of grabbing the woman in Stoddard, N.H., and forcefully kissing her after she rejected his offer last month.
Park has been charged with assault and is due in Keene District Court on June 28.
How much chicken exactly?
Were the chickens already plucked?
Apparently he was tired of choking his chicken.
Good thing police were abreast of the situation.
Why did the salesman cross the road...uh...never mind.
I guess this offer was in lieu of taking her out for a chicken dinner, a show or movie, or maybe out dancing the night away. He skipped all that - the candy, the flowers, and so on.
The CAD. He deserved to be turned down.
Ping....just ping.
I'm guessing they weren't, as he was obviously offering to do some "plucking" with the woman. :-)
Chicken?!?!? I usually hold out for a side of beef....
No, he was choking them..
It was about a pound of chicken feet. :)
Which came first, the chicken or ??
"grabbing the woman in Stoddard, N.H., and forcefully kissing her"
My question is...How many times did this actually WORK?
Let the record show that I am not, and have been nowhere near, Maine. :o)
Just a young man trying to get a leg up in life.
Darn prosecutors and police, trying to beat the drumsticks of tyranny!
I hope he has enough grit in his gizzard to fight back.
"Perv of the day" posts dilute the effectiveness of FreeRepublic ... is this a troll thing?
She told him to "get stuffed"?
This dude needs to be tarred and feathered. I doubt that will happen though. I will bet his bail is not chicken feed.
Considering the guy got shot down and arrested . . . my money is on the chicken, even if it IS dead! LOL
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