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GOP Senators Shocked: Judge Brown is Black
Scrapple Face ^ | 6/9/05 | Scott Ott

Posted on 06/09/2005 7:51:58 AM PDT by pookie18

Republican Senators, who yesterday confirmed President Bush's appointment of Judge Janice Rogers Brown to the U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals, today expressed shock at learning that the California Supreme Court justice is black.

The revelation comes in same week that Democrat party Chairman Dr. Howard Dean released his research showing that Republicans, and especially their leaders, "all look the same" because they're "white Christians".

"I'm concerned about how this is going to play with the white base," said an unnamed Republican Senator upon learning of Judge Brown's non-mainstream race. "I feel betrayed by President Bush, who has now managed to sneak a number of non-whites, not to mention women, into high-ranking government positions. The White House tricked us into focusing on the accomplishments of nominees, distracting us from the key genetic and theological markers that Dr. Dean has identified as determining factors of Republicanism."

The source claimed that Republican Senators were unaware of the racial and ethnic status of Cabinet members including Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, Commerce Secretary Carlos Gutierez, Labor Secretary Elaine Chao, Transportation Secretary Norman Mineta, HUD Secretary Alphonso Jackson and Secretaries of State Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice.

"Now that we've seen the photos," the anonymous source added, "it seems that not even half of the Bush Cabinet members are white males, and some of those may not even be Christians. The president has secretly assembled a virtual rainbow coalition right under our noses."


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: blackconservatives; janicerogersbrown; judicialnominees; scottott; scrappleface
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1 posted on 06/09/2005 7:52:00 AM PDT by pookie18
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To: pookie18

LOL

although I would think this is more likely to come out of a certain Democratic Senator from WVA's mouth....


2 posted on 06/09/2005 7:52:56 AM PDT by MikefromOhio (10,000 posts by 29 June!!! 9,538 replies and counting)
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To: pookie18

Another good one from ScrappleFace!


3 posted on 06/09/2005 7:54:39 AM PDT by Zeppelin (Keep on FReepin' on.....)
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To: pookie18

I love the wit and sarcasm. I'd love to know who said it.


4 posted on 06/09/2005 7:54:40 AM PDT by brooklyn dave (USA OUI *** FRANCE NON)
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To: MikeinIraq
What!?.... Are you saying she is BLACK????????

I am shocked!. Ooops.. but then, what am I? :)

5 posted on 06/09/2005 7:56:40 AM PDT by ElPatriota (Let's not forget, we are all still friends despite our differences)
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To: pookie18
I feel so used by President Bush and his crew of closet integrationists!

How dare he do this to us, his white Christian base?
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Ummm, do I really have to add this?
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7 posted on 06/09/2005 8:02:48 AM PDT by Redbob
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To: pookie18
"their leaders, "all look the same" because they're "white Christians".

So what's the fuss? They all look exactly alike to me!

8 posted on 06/09/2005 8:04:28 AM PDT by Enterprise (Coming soon from Newsweek: "Fallujah - we had to destroy it in order to save it.")
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To: pookie18

Yes, this is most disburbing. Why, when will 'those people' learn their place? Now, I'm sure what they really meant was to refer them to nice jobs in the Bush Administration such as, well, such as porters, or kitchen staff, or drivers, or laundresses, or, well, you know, jobs that are a-p-p-r-o-p-r-i-a-t-e for their kind......... Honestly, the Democrats need to step up their efforts to help 'these folks' enroll at job training centers, or get assistance applying for benefits. Sheesh, what in heavens name is this country coming to???


9 posted on 06/09/2005 8:05:08 AM PDT by hardworking (Hilldebeast - fooling some all the time, and striving to fool all just once)
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To: pookie18
Another good one: posted here: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1418861/posts
Dean: Dem Poll Workers Can't Tell GOP Voters Apart
by Scott Ott

(2005-06-08) -- Many Republicans probably voted for George Bush dozens, if not hundreds, of times in 2004, according to Democrat party Chairman Howard Dean, "by taking advantage of the fact that Democrat poll workers have difficulty distinguishing individuals from among a crowd of white Christians."

"Thanks to their pale skin, round eyes and khaki trousers, Republicans just blend in," said Mr. Dean. "So they vote, get in the back of the line and vote again. And because they've never made an honest living in their lives, they could do that all day long."

The party chief announced that the Democrat National Committee will invest $50 million in developing protocols to help poll workers tell the difference between one Republican and the next.

A spokesman for the DNC later clarified the comments, noting that, "Chairman Dean intended his offensive remarks to be heard only by party loyalists, not the general public."Buy "Axis of Weasels," the first book by Scott Ott. $12.95 + S&H

 

10 posted on 06/09/2005 8:07:16 AM PDT by Tolik
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To: Enterprise
Wait a minute, where'd you get three pictures of me?

And why did you Photoshop that one on the bottom so I'd be in there twice?

Are you stalking me?
11 posted on 06/09/2005 8:08:04 AM PDT by Anvilhead
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To: Enterprise

LOL!


12 posted on 06/09/2005 8:09:58 AM PDT by hardworking (Hilldebeast - fooling some all the time, and striving to fool all just once)
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To: pookie18

Howard Dean really is a fool. And what fun that is for us. "White Christians," indeed. His counterpart in the GOP, Ken Mehlman, who is Jewish, must be rolling on the floor, laughing his ass off.


13 posted on 06/09/2005 8:13:40 AM PDT by hsalaw
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To: Enterprise
So what's the fuss? They all look exactly alike to me!

Can't you see the color of the ties representing rainbow coalition? Biiiig differance!

14 posted on 06/09/2005 8:13:40 AM PDT by Leo Carpathian (FReeeePeee!)
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To: Anvilhead
Are you stalking me?"

Look for me and I cannot be seen. Listen for me and I cannot be heard. Yet I am there, just out of sight, at the corners of your vision. A flicker, a thought, then no more. I watch, I wait.

15 posted on 06/09/2005 8:16:21 AM PDT by Enterprise (Coming soon from Newsweek: "Fallujah - we had to destroy it in order to save it.")
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To: hsalaw
Actually saw this on a TV interview yesterday:

The Associated Press reports that when asked about Dean’s remarks GOP Party Chairman Ken Mehlman quipped that "a lot of folks who attended my Bar Mitzvah would be surprised" he heads a Christian party. "We gotta get ourselves beyond this point where when we disagree about politics, we call the other guy names," said Mehlman.

16 posted on 06/09/2005 8:18:46 AM PDT by pookie18 (Clinton Happens...as does Dr. Demento Dean!!)
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To: pookie18

Ott hits a homerun!


17 posted on 06/09/2005 8:22:32 AM PDT by texasmountainman (proud father of a U.S. Marine)
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To: pookie18

"We gotta get ourselves beyond this point where when we disagree about politics, we call the other guy names," said Mehlman.

Ken Mehlman has class. I'm on the RNC e-mail list, and his e-mail updates are always informative and NEVER decend to name-calling and hate speech like Dean does. No wonder the GOP is leading the Dems in fund-raising more than 2 to 1.


18 posted on 06/09/2005 8:27:33 AM PDT by hsalaw
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To: ElPatriota

LOL

Between you and me, I can't possibly tell without Dr. Dip$hit Dean to tell me LOL :)


19 posted on 06/09/2005 8:36:54 AM PDT by MikefromOhio (10,000 posts by 29 June!!! 9,538 replies and counting)
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To: pookie18
"We gotta get ourselves beyond this point where when we disagree about politics, we call the other guy names," said Mehlman.

you know, if someone wants to call me a Christian like it is a bad thing, he is welcome to do it all he wants :)
20 posted on 06/09/2005 8:37:49 AM PDT by MikefromOhio (10,000 posts by 29 June!!! 9,538 replies and counting)
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