Speaking of time, didn't Dino enjoy the pleasures of an underage girl in the back of a limo?
Did he serve any time for that stunt?
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/103217p-93406c.html
"In 1990, a D.C. Superior Court grand jury declined to file charges against three Washington Capitals hockey players - Neil Sheehy, Dino Ciccarelli and Geoff Courtnall - who had been accused of sexually assaulting a 17-year-old girl in a limousine. The girl had accused the three, and player Scott Stevens, of attacking her during an end-of-the-year team party in a Georgetown alley. Sources close to the investigation said law enforcement officers were certain there had been sexual activity in the limousine, but the grand jury said it did not believe it occurred against the girl's will. "
In the 1987-88 season, Ciccareli was arrested and charged with assault following an on-ice incident with Toronto Maple Leafs rookie defenceman Luke Richardson in which Ciccarelli objected to what he thought was an illegal bodycheck from behind by clubbing the then 21-year-old Richardson over the head with his stick--twice. Ciccarelli served one day in jail for that. A week later, Ciccarelli went out to his front step to get the newspaper and forgot his pants. Naked below the waist, Ciccarelli was seen by his 7-year-old female next-door neighbour, whose mother called the police immediately. Ciccarelli was charged with indecent exposure and pled guilty, serving 50 hours of community service.
No, he didn't get any time for that. I don't think he got any time for standing in front of his bay window, in just a sweatshirt, either. Those were the days. Go, CAPS!