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'Real men moisturize'
Townhall.com ^ | June 3, 2005 | Mona Charon

Posted on 06/07/2005 7:55:16 PM PDT by WillMalven

'Real men moisturize' Mona Charen (back to web version) | Send June 3, 2005 "Real Men Moisturize." So begins an article on "Sharp Dressed Men" that appeared in a State Department funded magazine aimed at youth in the Arab world. The magazine, called "Hi" is published in Arabic and English. A State Department website explains that Hi is published "with the hope of building bridges of greater understanding among our cultures." The article continues: "In fact, some of them, like Michael Gustman, a 25-year-old public relations account executive from Boca Raton, Fla., even have separate moisturizers for the face and body. Facial pores can clog with too heavy a salve, it seems. Not long ago, these and other habits would have been considered odd for a male. Gustman exfoliates. He gets manicures. He gets pedicures. He gets facials. He gets his hair done every two weeks. He accessorizes. He puts effort into getting ready for a date. He loves cooking complex dishes. He's a refined, evolved, sensitive guy. In a word, he's a metrosexual."

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TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: feder; publicrelations; statedepartment
I'm sorry, but I'm flabbergasted at this story. Can the idiots at State, I mean the bureaucrats, not the political appointees...well yeah them to...possibly be this stupid. Mona is right on in this. I am forced to wonder if this is intentional sabotage by the wonks at State. We need to clean house if this is the kind of thinking that pervades the State Department.
1 posted on 06/07/2005 7:55:16 PM PDT by WillMalven
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To: WillMalven

They could have saved a few trees by just distributing postcards that say, "We are effeminate pussies. Please come and slaughter us for our own good!"


2 posted on 06/07/2005 8:00:27 PM PDT by Luddite Patent Counsel ("Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others." - Groucho Marx)
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To: WillMalven
Welcome to FR.
3 posted on 06/07/2005 8:00:40 PM PDT by SIDENET ("You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.")
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To: WillMalven

Given the target audience, "to moisturize" is to be understood idiomatically. It must mean "to spit like a camel".


4 posted on 06/07/2005 8:02:44 PM PDT by GSlob
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To: SIDENET

Thanks, It's good to be among the "friendlies." There are some sites that would love to scalp a conservative. Between FreeRepublic.com and MensNewsDaily.com I feel relatively safe.


5 posted on 06/07/2005 8:17:00 PM PDT by WillMalven (It don't matter where you are when "the bomb" goes off, as long as you can say "What was that?")
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To: WillMalven
Welcome to FR.

Yeah, these men that act like that really creep me out. I worry for the future of the Y chromosome. And the real heck of it is that apparently the women do not like a man like that, either, so it is all for nothing with that crowd.
6 posted on 06/07/2005 8:26:50 PM PDT by AZ_Cowboy ("Be ever vigilant, for you know not when the master is coming")
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To: Luddite Patent Counsel
My thoughts exactly.

Although I must confess I do like cooking complex dishes. They usually involve animal flesh, a barbecue, some form of alcohol, and a whole lot of "Hmmm, I wonder what this stuff tastes like..."
7 posted on 06/07/2005 8:29:59 PM PDT by Ragnorak
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To: WillMalven; All

In a word, he's "gay".


8 posted on 06/07/2005 8:31:48 PM PDT by blueblazes
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To: AZ_Cowboy

You got that right, Cowboy. As a woman, I can tell you if my man started using my night creams, he'd have a lot of 'splaining to do. Very unattractive.


9 posted on 06/07/2005 8:33:18 PM PDT by blueblazes
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To: WillMalven
My husband is the antithesis of a "metrosexual." Some examples are:

1. He's masculine to the core and doesn't need an image consultant or 5 gay guys to tell him how to be a man.

2. He doesn't buy "products" with the exception of a razor, shaving cream, and deordorant.

3. He doesn't hire people to fix things; if he can't fix it, it can't be fixed.

4. He has a slew of tools and guns and knows how to use them all with great precision and effectiveness.

5. He doesn't need a counselor to express tender feelings, love on his children, or treat me with deference and respect. He does these things automatically, and yet still is undeniably a man.

6. He says what he means, and he means what he says.

7. He's one of the most helpful people you will ever meet, with a wicked sense of humor, but he still often intimidates metrosexuals simply by standing next to them.

10 posted on 06/07/2005 8:38:13 PM PDT by TheWriterTX (Proud Retrosexual Wife of 12 Years)
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To: WillMalven

The question isn't whether real men moisturize. The question is, why on earth did the State Department publish this crap? It can do nothing but damage our image among the Arabs.


11 posted on 06/07/2005 9:00:03 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Luddite Patent Counsel
They could have saved a few trees by just distributing postcards that say, "We are effeminate pussies. Please come and slaughter us for our own good!"

That bears repeating, imho.

12 posted on 06/07/2005 9:02:08 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (Grant no power to government you would not want your worst enemies to wield against you.)
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To: WillMalven

"In a word, he's a metrosexual."

Actually no; in a word he would really be a wuss.


13 posted on 06/07/2005 9:03:21 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland
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To: WillMalven

Within the past two days, I've seen two TV commercials for "skin care systems" for men.

Beware, gentlemen. Corporations are trying to enlarge their consumer base for cosmetics. They're coming after YOU!

Ironic that almost forty years after Women's Lib, instead of women being freed from the tyranny of depilation, makeup and foundation garments, men are going to join them as intimidated and self-obsessed slaves to image.


14 posted on 06/07/2005 9:20:16 PM PDT by edweena
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To: Luddite Patent Counsel

"Not long ago, these and other habits would have been considered odd for a male"

No wonder they want to kill the infidels. I live in California, and this seems very odd to me. I might have more in common with a moozlim.


15 posted on 06/07/2005 9:24:27 PM PDT by JeffersonRepublic.com (Visit my web site and win a .......)
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