Braking News: We Trolls Need a Strategy to avoid getting ZOTTED!

[Calpernia]

There is the cutie! :)

[DocRock]

[ChadGore]

[deport]

What could he possibly say that could top his brilliant introductory, defeatist vanity?

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Well he could enlighten us on how he preceives the democrats as losing again in 2006.... I think he is perfectly correct with his statement. I'd like to here more from him about what the democrats are going to do about it.....

"I follow things pretty closely, and the bad news is that it looks like we are going to lose Congress in 2006. The good news is we can do something about it now."

[Calpernia]

LOL!

You have been one upped.

[WestVirginiaRebel]

BREAKING NEWS:

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[MinorityRepublican]

BTW, 2006 will see the Republicans increase their majority in the House and Senate because the Rats have no plans.

I have been here for a while so allow me to say this.

What notable achievements have Republicans done this year beside the bankrupty bill?

What happened to Social Security reform? What happened to using the nuclear option?

The core conservative base is disappointed with the Republicans at this point, especially with the "Seven traitors" who made the deal.

[isthisnickcool]

it looks like we are going to lose Congress in 2006

Hey, that's good news! I hope they all get lost. And can't find their way back to Washington.

[Dallas59]

Kissing rats aint gonna do it.

[Jim Noble]

In before the zot?

Well, probably not worth a zot.

A zit, maybe?

[mystery-ak]

I was going to post a Welcome and a *give the guy a break*, but since you haven't responded and seem to be a hit and run, you're on your own.

[Izzy Dunne]

I think it is photoshopped. Here's some warm fuzziness that is NOT:

[dufekin]

The Democrats already have the Senate, but I doubt that they can get the somewhat more sanely-ruled House. Democrats, however, already have ordered Tom deLay to report to jail in Houston; he has refused thusfar to acquiesce in this commandment. Because of intensive partisan gerrymandering, the Republicans maintain a lock on the House until the 2012 election cycle.

But it is very possible that the Republicans will not retake the Senate in the 2006 election cycle. Even if Republicans do retake the Senate, the "liberal" wing of the RINO guild probably will weild most of the power in the caucus because of the hallowed byzantine distinguished Senatorial tradition whereby a liberal majority comprises only forty liberal distinguished Senators.

We [Republicans] need to win a net of FIVE Senators in 2006. Here's my best guess: some of West Virginia, New York, New Jersey, Washington, North Dakota, Nebraska, Florida, and New Mexico.

[decal]

"The good news is we can do something about it now...."

YEAH, we can get the DNC to get a complete jacka$$ to go around the country bad-mouthing the GOP while embarrrassing the members of his own party....oh, WAIT, we already DID that.

No, no, I got it NOW: we can get the Dems to nominate the single-most despised woman in the country to run for President in 2008...oh, WAIT, that's gonna happen, too.

I dunno, pal, I guess we ARE doomed.

[MinorityRepublican]

I was going to post a Welcome and a *give the guy a break*, but since you haven't responded and seem to be a hit and run, you're on your own.

Same here, he would not have been a troll if he would actually respond. But it's a hit and run, you know the drill.

[Dallas59]

Are we waiting for a ZOT on this???

[texas_mrs]

Maybe his beeber is stuned.

[MNnice]

Add Minnesota.

[SteveMcKing]

You spelled "braking" wrong.

Dumbassacrat.

[BulletBobCo]

Somebody give this thread some cow bell.