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Today's FEEBLE

YOKE :

There was a man who computed his taxes for 2005 & found that he owed $3407. He packaged up his payment and included this letter:

Dear IRS:

Enclosed is my 2005 Tax Return & payment. Please take note of the attached article from the USA Today newspaper. In the article, you will see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.

Please find enclosed four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value $1029).

This brings my total payment to $3429.00. Please note the overpayment of $22.00 and apply it to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. Might I suggest you the send the above mentioned fund a "1.5 inch screw." (See attached article...HUD paid $22.00 for a 1.5 inch Phillips Head Screw.)

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year. I just saw an article about the Pentagon and "screwdrivers."

5 posted on 06/02/2005 7:09:37 PM PDT by tomkow6 (....................a KRAZY redhead?.............a KRAZY redhead?.............a KRAZY redhead?......)
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To: tomkow6

me


7 posted on 06/02/2005 7:11:34 PM PDT by Soaring Feather
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To: tomkow6

fIRST??


10 posted on 06/02/2005 7:13:04 PM PDT by StarCMC (Free tagline courtesy of JesseJane!)
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The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain
54 posted on 06/02/2005 7:31:38 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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