Erm ....Cy, you know I like you don't you? But that statement really worries me a lot. Maybe i can recommend a nice vitamin regimen to get those allusions out. LOL.
Just think about it. You know those trendy metrosexual liberal men with the little billygoat moustache? I hate that. I really hate that. I don't need to feel like I'm looking at myself naked. Now you'll never think of a man's beard the same way again thanks to me :o)