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UK docs say ban long kitchen knives (folks, I am not making this up)
WorldNetDaily.com ^ | May 27, 2005 | WorldNetDaily.com

Posted on 05/27/2005 3:50:28 PM PDT by Jacob Kell

It's time to ban long kitchen knives because they serve no good purpose except as weapons, write doctors in the British Medical Journal.

The doctors, as part of their research into ways to reduce violence, say they consulted with leading chefs who said long knives were not needed for cooking.

(Excerpt) Read more at worldnetdaily.com ...


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This is looneytunes! The socialists over in the UK must have WAY too much time on their hands.
1 posted on 05/27/2005 3:50:28 PM PDT by Jacob Kell
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To: Jacob Kell

They'll be banning golf clubs next:


http://news.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=578342005


2 posted on 05/27/2005 3:51:20 PM PDT by SittinYonder (Tancredo and I wanna know what you believe)
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To: Jacob Kell

Wow.

Just what kind of repressed society do these creeps want?


3 posted on 05/27/2005 3:52:16 PM PDT by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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To: SittinYonder

This must be the most popular proposal ever on FR. I swear we must have had ten or fifteen articles on it today.


4 posted on 05/27/2005 3:53:11 PM PDT by proxy_user
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To: Jacob Kell

I have 2 long kitchen knives, I use them exclusively to cook with.


5 posted on 05/27/2005 3:55:44 PM PDT by Xenophobic Alien ("Blessed are the cheesemakers")
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To: Xenophobic Alien
You mean you haven't stabbed anybody with them yet?
6 posted on 05/27/2005 3:57:04 PM PDT by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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To: Jacob Kell

7 posted on 05/27/2005 3:59:14 PM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: Jacob Kell

8 posted on 05/27/2005 4:00:27 PM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: proxy_user

Yeah, and I like getting my golf club proposal in on every thread! I think it's good for people to see this, though. The gun control nazis won't be happy until they've got our guns, our kitchen knives, our golf clubs ...


9 posted on 05/27/2005 4:02:56 PM PDT by SittinYonder (Tancredo and I wanna know what you believe)
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To: SittinYonder
They'll be banning golf clubs next:

as long it's only 1-irons, 9-woods and long handle putters I could live with that!

10 posted on 05/27/2005 4:04:31 PM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (If Islam is a religion of peace, they should fire their P.R. guy!)
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To: SittinYonder
All I have to say is: "Teddy Kennedy's Oldsmobile killed more people than my kitchen knives ever did!!

SO WHY DON'T WE BAN OLDSMOB....

Never mind....

11 posted on 05/27/2005 4:08:34 PM PDT by libs_kma (USA: The land of the Free....Because of the Brave!)
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To: Jacob Kell

When long kitchen knives are outlawed, only outlaws will have long kitchen knives.


12 posted on 05/27/2005 4:09:14 PM PDT by NavVet (“Benedict Arnold was wounded in battle fighting for America, but no one remembers him for that.”)
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To: Jacob Kell

This sounds like something from Monty Python.


13 posted on 05/27/2005 4:09:56 PM PDT by Spok
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To: Jacob Kell; MadIvan

BTTT


14 posted on 05/27/2005 4:16:12 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Jacob Kell

"as long as but a hundred of us remain alive, never will we on any conditions be brought under English rule. It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom -- for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself".


15 posted on 05/27/2005 4:30:43 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (LET ME DIE ON MY FEET IN MY SWAMP, ALEX KOZINSKI FOR SCOTUS)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

WHo was the author of that quote?


16 posted on 05/27/2005 4:31:46 PM PDT by Jacob Kell (Regan 3:16: He whooped Communism's ass!)
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To: Jacob Kell

Declaration of Arbroath, 1320.


17 posted on 05/27/2005 4:38:48 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (LET ME DIE ON MY FEET IN MY SWAMP, ALEX KOZINSKI FOR SCOTUS)
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To: Jacob Kell

When knives are outlawed, only outlaws will eat steak!!


18 posted on 05/27/2005 4:44:11 PM PDT by No Longer Free State (Standing in the way of progress is not a party platform)
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To: K4Harty

LOL! If they ban sand wedges maybe they'll do away with the traps.


19 posted on 05/27/2005 5:33:07 PM PDT by SittinYonder (Tancredo and I wanna know what you believe)
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To: Jacob Kell
Right!!! Well then... henceforth, all sharp things will be banned, and all things pointy are also banned, and things that are sharp AND pointy are right out!!!

Also, things that are blunt are banned, and things that are heavy are banned, and things that are blunt AND heavy are RIGHT OUT AS WELL!!!

Well, lets see... that about cover it then???

20 posted on 05/27/2005 5:49:04 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist ©®)
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