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Jeff Godron destroys Take Me Out To The Ballgame
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Posted on 05/24/2005 7:45:41 PM PDT by buckeyesrule

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Miscellaneous; US: Illinois
KEYWORDS: awlful; blitzed; gordon; jealoustommydale; kantspelworthshit; knackered; lightinhisloafers; smashed; snookered; stewed; stoned; wasted
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1 posted on 05/24/2005 7:45:41 PM PDT by buckeyesrule
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To: buckeyesrule

Did anyone see Jeff Godron dreadful singing fduring the 7th inning strech tonight? It was horrible!


2 posted on 05/24/2005 7:46:25 PM PDT by buckeyesrule (God bless Condi Rice!)
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To: buckeyesrule

Cubs?


3 posted on 05/24/2005 7:46:31 PM PDT by zarf
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To: buckeyesrule

Who's Jeff Godron?


4 posted on 05/24/2005 7:47:17 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: zarf

He sang the sang as a much faster pace than the song is supposed to be sung. After awhile he quit singing and didn't even finish the song.


5 posted on 05/24/2005 7:47:41 PM PDT by buckeyesrule (God bless Condi Rice!)
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To: SandyInSeattle

sorry,,,,Jeff Gordon!


6 posted on 05/24/2005 7:48:07 PM PDT by buckeyesrule (God bless Condi Rice!)
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To: buckeyesrule
Hi All-

Where was Jeff Gordon the racecar driver while all this nonsense was happening with Jeff Godron?

~ Blue Jays ~

7 posted on 05/24/2005 7:48:13 PM PDT by Blue Jays (Rock Hard, Ride Free)
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To: buckeyesrule

drunk? Typing is a biatch when drunk :p


8 posted on 05/24/2005 7:48:25 PM PDT by SShultz460
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To: buckeyesrule

It was just AWLFUL (keyword)


9 posted on 05/24/2005 7:48:29 PM PDT by Born Conservative (Volunteer your computer to help researchers find a cure. www.grid.org)
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To: Blue Jays
***Where was Jeff Gordon the racecar driver while all this nonsense was happening with Jeff Godron?***

LOL!

10 posted on 05/24/2005 7:49:09 PM PDT by buckeyesrule (God bless Condi Rice!)
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To: buckeyesrule
TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME (1908):

Music: Albert Von TIlzer
Words:Jack Norworth

11 posted on 05/24/2005 7:50:11 PM PDT by zarf
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To: buckeyesrule; tomkow6

Hey TOM - this thread should interest you! LOL!!

As I told Tom on another thread, at least Jeff GORDON KNOWS the National Anthem, which is more than I can say for some of the Indy Car drivers! ROFL!


12 posted on 05/24/2005 7:51:01 PM PDT by StarCMC (Free tagline courtesy of JesseJane!)
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To: buckeyesrule

Jeff Godron?

Jeff Gordon?

Who are these people?


13 posted on 05/24/2005 7:52:15 PM PDT by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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To: StarCMC

I usually root for Gordon but after that performance I might just root for Jimmy Johnson. They also showed him throwing out the first pitch. My God, he throws like a girl!!!!


14 posted on 05/24/2005 7:52:35 PM PDT by buckeyesrule (God bless Condi Rice!)
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To: SandyInSeattle

I think he's a NACSAR driver.


15 posted on 05/24/2005 7:52:40 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: buckeyesrule

I didn't see it. Have you seen Ditka? They keep asking him back too!


16 posted on 05/24/2005 7:53:29 PM PDT by SaveTheChief (<insert clever, witty, or silly statement here>)
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To: buckeyesrule; GRRRRR; NormsRevenge; Pete-R-Bilt; al baby; WSGilcrest; don-o; tubebender

Just goes to show you... if you want a good dentist, hire a truck driver.


17 posted on 05/24/2005 7:54:05 PM PDT by glock rocks (1-800-marrow2)
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To: buckeyesrule

And of course you can do better.. My lord bashing a guy because he's out having some fun. There should be a law/sarcasm


18 posted on 05/24/2005 7:54:08 PM PDT by Xenophobic Alien (Fathers Against Rude Television.)
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To: SaveTheChief
****I didn't see it. Have you seen Ditka? They keep asking him back too!***

Ditka was a classic! But Gordon couldn't even finish the song. I can't believe the guy had never heard of the song before.

19 posted on 05/24/2005 7:54:50 PM PDT by buckeyesrule (God bless Condi Rice!)
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To: buckeyesrule

Yes, I did! It was the worst I ever saw.....even worse than Roy Jones Jr the other day. I thought Jeff was drunk until I heard him talking after he "tried" to sing.


20 posted on 05/24/2005 7:55:08 PM PDT by jch10
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To: jch10

They were even talking about this at the top of the WGN newscast.


21 posted on 05/24/2005 7:56:27 PM PDT by buckeyesrule (God bless Condi Rice!)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Hell, everyone knows who Godron is. Number 42. NACSAR. ;)


22 posted on 05/24/2005 7:56:37 PM PDT by small voice in the wilderness (Quick, act casual. If they sense scorn and ridicule, they'll flee..)
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To: Billthedrill
I think he's a NACSAR driver.

I think he is a Freeper.

23 posted on 05/24/2005 7:56:45 PM PDT by Jeff Gordon (Recall Barbara Boxer)
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To: buckeyesrule

In order for Take Me Out to the Ball Game to be sung properly, you should be drunk, wearing THICK glasses and hanging out of the windowed box seats at Wrigley Field.


24 posted on 05/24/2005 7:58:07 PM PDT by Air Conditioned Gypsy
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To: buckeyesrule
If there's two drivers I can't stand it's Jeff Godron and Jimmie Johsnon.

As a matter of fact, I hate the whole Herndick team.;

25 posted on 05/24/2005 7:58:38 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Leftists would have no standards at all)
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To: Air Conditioned Gypsy

Spoken like a true Cubs fan! Awright!


26 posted on 05/24/2005 7:59:36 PM PDT by Uncle Vlad
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To: SandyInSeattle

If this is series, it could be hugh!


27 posted on 05/24/2005 8:00:03 PM PDT by Uncle Vlad
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To: buckeyesrule

No ..... but, I bet he spells better than he sings.....


28 posted on 05/24/2005 8:00:41 PM PDT by goodnesswins (Our military......the world's HEROES!)
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To: buckeyesrule

What a loser Gordon is. He cheats on his wife - she divorces him and takes 20 Million bucks of his, and he complains to the New York Times that God wasn't there to help him. (this was about 1.5 years ago). And now this. F him.


29 posted on 05/24/2005 8:00:45 PM PDT by Rodney King (No, we can't all just get along.)
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To: Jeff Gordon
"I think he is a Freeper."

Actually, some of his boyfriends are DUers.

30 posted on 05/24/2005 8:01:02 PM PDT by TommyDale
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To: Rodney King
"What a loser Gordon is. He cheats on his wife - she divorces him and takes 20 Million bucks of his, and he complains to the New York Times that God wasn't there to help him. (this was about 1.5 years ago). And now this. F him."

The biggest problem wasn't that he cheated on his wife, but who and what he cheated with.

31 posted on 05/24/2005 8:02:25 PM PDT by TommyDale
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To: Texas Eagle

WHOA. Them's fightnig wrods, friend. ;)


32 posted on 05/24/2005 8:04:58 PM PDT by small voice in the wilderness (Quick, act casual. If they sense scorn and ridicule, they'll flee..)
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To: Born Conservative

With the keyword SNOOKERED, I thought Godron was a pool player.


33 posted on 05/24/2005 8:05:37 PM PDT by FoxInSocks
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To: buckeyesrule
Did anyone see Jeff Godron dreadful singing fduring the 7th inning strech tonight?

Sorry, but I didn't see it. I stopped watching football when Mia Hamm retired.

34 posted on 05/24/2005 8:06:37 PM PDT by flutters (God Bless The USA)
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To: buckeyesrule

I saw it. It was worse than Ozzy Osbourne's rendition. He was rightfully booed by the good Cubby fans.

By the way, Cubs win!! Cubs win!!


35 posted on 05/24/2005 8:06:43 PM PDT by wolf24
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To: buckeyesrule

Gordon? A Pepsico-sponsored driver? No thanks.


36 posted on 05/24/2005 8:07:04 PM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: Texas Eagle

I can stand that overratted Dael Earnfart Jnior. LOL!


37 posted on 05/24/2005 8:07:11 PM PDT by buckeyesrule (God bless Condi Rice!)
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To: Air Conditioned Gypsy

I miss Harry too.

"Villanueva spelled backwards is Budweiser, Steve!"


38 posted on 05/24/2005 8:08:12 PM PDT by wolf24
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To: wolf24

RIP Harry.


39 posted on 05/24/2005 8:10:09 PM PDT by Air Conditioned Gypsy
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To: buckeyesrule

Should have booked Willam Shatner instead.


40 posted on 05/24/2005 8:10:18 PM PDT by Ken H
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To: glock rocks
Didn't we cover this name bashing over on the Nascar thread Sat night???
41 posted on 05/24/2005 8:11:19 PM PDT by tubebender (Growing old is mandatory...Growing up is optional)
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To: buckeyesrule

Throws like a girl? Why not he's the biggest bitcher and whinner in NASCAR. I wonder what the fans did to make him sing poorly.


42 posted on 05/24/2005 8:11:25 PM PDT by em2vn
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To: glock rocks

Very good glock!


43 posted on 05/24/2005 8:12:06 PM PDT by SouthTexas
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To: buckeyesrule
sorry,,,,Jeff Gordon!

Sorry! I knew that. Been a long day. :-)

44 posted on 05/24/2005 8:16:04 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Air Conditioned Gypsy

I remember watching a game back in the early 90s. Harry and Steve were doing the game and Arne Harris was producing. Arne kept switching to cameras showing attractive young ladies as he always did and he eventually put a young couple on that was playing kissy-face. That was when Harry provided this little gem:

"Ohhhh, I get it now Steve. He kisses her on the strikes.....and she kisses him on the b*lls!"

Priceless.


45 posted on 05/24/2005 8:17:52 PM PDT by wolf24
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To: wolf24; tubebender; Squantos

HAHAHAHAHA!


46 posted on 05/24/2005 8:25:24 PM PDT by glock rocks (1-800-marrow2)
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To: wolf24
The first time I heard that story was in the early 60s and it was supposedly Chicago DJ Dick Biondi who said it and lost his job for it.

Talk about Golden Oldies.

47 posted on 05/24/2005 8:28:59 PM PDT by Mike Bates (Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
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To: Mike Bates

Harry must have heard it too because he said it that day. National television----I couldn't believe my ears. Only Harry could get away with that.


48 posted on 05/24/2005 8:31:00 PM PDT by wolf24
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To: glock rocks

Here's a good story that'll warm yer heart.........

PRILEP, Yugoslavia (AP) - Outside a small Macedonian village close to the
border between Greece and strife-torn Yugoslavia, a lone Catholic nun
keeps a quiet watch over a silent convent. She is the last caretaker of
the site of significant historical developments spanning more than 2,000
years.

When Sister Maria Cyrilla of the Order of the Perpetual Watch dies,
the convent of St. Elias will be closed by the Eastern Orthodox Patriarch
of Macedonia.

However, that isn't likely to happen soon as Sister Maria, 53, enjoys
excellent health. By her own estimate, she walks 10 miles daily about the
grounds of the convent, which once served as a base for the army of
Attila the Hun. In more ancient times, a Greek temple to Eros, the god
of love, occupied the hilltop site.

Historians say that Attila took over the old temple in 439 A.D.
and used it as a base for his marauding army. The Huns are believed to
have first collected and then destroyed a large gathering of Greek legal
writs at the site. It is believed that Attila wanted to study the Greek
legal system and had the writs and other documents brought to the temple.

Scholars differ on why he had the valuable documents destroyed - either
because he was barely literate and couldn't read them, or because they
provided evidence of democratic government that did not square with his
own notion of rule by an all-powerful tyrant.
When the Greek church took over the site in the 15th Century and the
convent was built, church leaders ordered the pagan statue of Eros
destroyed, so another ancient Greek treasure was lost.

Today, there is
only the lone sister, watching over the old Hun base, amidst the strife
of war torn Yugoslavia, and when she goes, that will be it.


Thus, that's how it ends, with No Huns, no writs, no Eros, and nun
left on base...................play ball !


49 posted on 05/24/2005 8:36:37 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: buckeyesrule

The song is Take Me Out to the Ballgame not The National Anthem. Who cares if anyone sings doesn't it good enough for ya.


50 posted on 05/24/2005 8:40:40 PM PDT by Iwentsouth
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