At this moment, John Edwards is on a jet plane headed for Afghanistan........
"Mah fellow-Americans, there are two Afghanistans. One in which hard-working mill muslims (...mah father worked in a mill............) use any paper they can get (mostly Christian bible paper) to wipe with,.....and the other Afghanistan where rich conservative muslims use only the finest French toilet paper. I suggest we sue those rich bastards, and I'm just the Silky Pony to do it!