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"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts." -- Will Rogers

"Giving money and power to the government is like giving car keys and whisky to teenage boys." -- P.J. O’Rourke

"Government can screw up just about everything. Given enough power and time it will screw up everything." -- Mark Thornton

“Everything the government touches turns to crap." -- Ringo Starr

"You can count on government to be absurd ... every day ... all year long." -- Neal Boortz"

"It's easy to be a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you." -- Will Rogers

-- those and lots more at http://freedomkeys.com/gummint.htm

3 posted on 05/11/2005 4:58:04 AM PDT by FreeKeys ("Our bureaucrats are even more incompetent than the ones in Venezuela." -- Jim Rogers)

4 posted on 05/11/2005 5:02:29 AM PDT by FreeKeys ("Whenever you come across a screw-up this big, you know the government is behind it." -- Ann Coulter)