"Making up people and attributing unimportant quotes to them is a lot easier than getting up off your butt and finding real people", according to Bill Smith, bartender in NYC. Smith also revealed that, "I make up stories to tell to my customers in the bar, so I don't see a problem with it."
In other news, Ed Jones, a cabdriver in Chicago, said, "I think they should lock up Kofi Annan and his numbnut son."
Yep, and serving colored water is cheaper than giving customers the real stuff... In the short run it works, in the long run the bar, and the media will close shop. Time to get real folks.